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[So...getting disintegrated by Four.

That was a thing...and being a weird xenomorph ripoff, that was a thing too.]

So...that happened.

You know, the afterlife is REALLY boring. So, guess all religions are wrong, even atheism!

Anyway, how are you guys doing? Cause anything I said a few ago? Totally wasn't me.

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I might have tried...eating her.

Ah.

Well..that...*happens*...sometimes! [Not bias here, not at all. Is not like he was trying to eat people. Or is</> now that he's back to being a zombie.]

Yeah, you'd be surprised how many times bad things happened.

Like when Hugh Beaumont was the fourth horseman of the apocalypse.

Accidents, I'm sure.

I thought the fourth was Miley Cyrus. [If you are going to say absurd things, so can he. Two can play that game, Mr. crow.]

...did you mean Billy Ray Cyrus?

[Crow is from the nineties, his pop culture knowledge isn't eternal.]

Who, again?

[And KO's his pop culture knowledge only cover the latest fashions.]

You knoooow 'Achey Brakey Heart'?

I never heard of it. Are we still talking about music?

The less you hear of it, the better.

[Said veeeery slowly.] O....kay.

Anyway, are you going to get back to Four for killing you?

Naw, not really.

She still owes me a kiss anyway.

...

You aren't kissing Four. [Because he says so >B(]

But she owes me! She said so!

If case you haven't noticed, she doesn't always make the best decisions.

You are not kissing Four. [And that is it.]

Maybe an eskimo kiss?

What's that?

Bumping...

[Oh god.

No one has noses.]

Face tips together?

[Nope. Knock Out doesn't understand those things.]

You meant head bumps?

...yes?

Four is too small for you to head bmp her.

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