[Audio] Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in Liege's temple.

[my_own_trope]

[Guess who just woke up from his 3-month coma? Furthermore, guess whose body managed to finagle itself out of prison where it was seen last?
If you guessed this sleeping beauty, you're at least not wrong. Sorry about that, Haven, this asshole is back.
Don't worry, there was plenty of screaming involved; both upon waking, and then directed at nearby furniture and the sky in general.]

[The Audio opens with Starscream sounding like he's just run a marathon.]

Someone tell me what blasted day it is!


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[Locked to TFP Megatron]

My Lord...?

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[Locked to TFP Shockwave]

Do you still live?

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[Locked to TFP Knock Out]

I think it's about time we had a talk. [And now he sounds mad]

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OH GOD HE'S SO CUTE

[my_own_trope]

[When you see him in person next, he's going to be a little more skittish than usual.]

Let me be the first to prove you misinformed. This is no jail I'm in.

["Darksteel." Oh my god did he have some sort of prophetic dream? He RECOGNISES THAT NAME TOO. What is going onnnn?
Still, he can't help but be glad he's only got one beast to deal with right now.]

That explains why Shockwave isn't returning my calls.
I have unfortunate news for you, then. [Because the last thing he remembers is Shockwave getting mobbed by zombies]

But first, what was the last thing you remember from our world?
[Is that even the right term here?]

XDDDD

[skylynx]

[Oh good.]

Hnn, it was just what I was told,

[He's been socializing, be afraid. He wishes Shockwave was here, though. He's the nicer one of you two.]

We were in the lab, talking. After me and Darksteel attacked those Autobots. [His eyes narrow some, and his 'eyebrows' knit forward.] We were talking about need to find more bones.

[my_own_trope]

You were told wrong. But that's what happens when you listen to people who aren't Shockwave or I.

[Stasrcream just needs to make sure the majority of your future socialising is with HIM.]

[Also: oh. This is good. This is very good. He can use this.]

Do you know how this place works yet, my dear Skylynx?

[skylynx]

I did not have much choice. I could not get a hold of either of you.

[Oh dear Primus, he's doomed isn't he?]

I...am aligned with someone named Vector Prime, and that is it.

[my_own_trope]

Then today is your lucky day; you found me~.

Have you spoken with your "Prime"?

[skylynx]

Yes, it is. Where are you?

I have not. They have been unreachable too. [Stop being unreachable people!]

[my_own_trope]

That's nothing you need to worry about right now. It is with a heavy heart, however, that I must inform you of our dear Shockwave's passing--

[His eyes are downcast and he sounds so sad.
And then he gets another ping.]