[Audio] Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in Liege's temple.

[my_own_trope]

[Guess who just woke up from his 3-month coma? Furthermore, guess whose body managed to finagle itself out of prison where it was seen last?
If you guessed this sleeping beauty, you're at least not wrong. Sorry about that, Haven, this asshole is back.
Don't worry, there was plenty of screaming involved; both upon waking, and then directed at nearby furniture and the sky in general.]

[The Audio opens with Starscream sounding like he's just run a marathon.]

Someone tell me what blasted day it is!


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[Locked to TFP Megatron]

My Lord...?

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[Locked to TFP Shockwave]

Do you still live?

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[Locked to TFP Knock Out]

I think it's about time we had a talk. [And now he sounds mad]

Comments

[damselindistress]

Why don't you give me your name so I'll know who to pummel the next time I see you.

[See? She's being """""Nice"""""]

[my_own_trope]

Ladies first.

[damselindistress]

[She actually growls with annoyance, but complies.]

Name's Drag Strip, don't forget it. Loser.

gawd

[my_own_trope]

How could I forget a name like that?

[Wait for it]

You sound like a drag! Hahaahah!

Re: gawd

[damselindistress]

I'm going to tear out your voicebox and shove it up your exhaust port just for that.

Maybe then I'll start laughing.

That post actually hurt me

[my_own_trope]

That's a little hands-on when we've yet to have an evening meal together.

I don't even know what's going on anymore

[damselindistress]

I'll show you hands on, you freak of nature!

[Oh now she's getting mad. She hopes she runs into you someday whoever-you-are so she can tear something important off and slap you with it.]

Welcome to people dealing with Starscream's head

[my_own_trope]

Another time maybe.

[/ker-hangup]