[Audio] Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in Liege's temple.

[my_own_trope]

[Guess who just woke up from his 3-month coma? Furthermore, guess whose body managed to finagle itself out of prison where it was seen last?
If you guessed this sleeping beauty, you're at least not wrong. Sorry about that, Haven, this asshole is back.
Don't worry, there was plenty of screaming involved; both upon waking, and then directed at nearby furniture and the sky in general.]

[The Audio opens with Starscream sounding like he's just run a marathon.]

Someone tell me what blasted day it is!


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[Locked to TFP Megatron]

My Lord...?

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[Locked to TFP Shockwave]

Do you still live?

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[Locked to TFP Knock Out]

I think it's about time we had a talk. [And now he sounds mad]

Comments

[glass_secret]

Actually many species agree with my sense of fashion! All, except for trolls. Tell me, are you really a robotic troll?

You obviously never been to a party before where a lot of alcohol is consumed.

[my_own_trope]

Our definition of the word "troll" is no doubt at odds.

I'm trying to imagine you ingesting methanol. The outcome isn't pretty, believe me.

[glass_secret]

Wrong kind of alcohol, sweetie.

[my_own_trope]

Butenol? Propanol? Tetradecanol? Do I care?

[glass_secret]

Try vodka and rum.

[my_own_trope]

And those are useful to me how...?

[glass_secret]

Oh, I don't know. But I'm tempted to put some in your engine as an experiment just to see what will happen.

[Maybe it will cause him to stall.]

[my_own_trope]

You'd never be able to reach, human. Try again.

[glass_secret]

Oh, I have my ways~

[You guys are still not as big as some of the giants she's had to deal with after all]