[Audio] Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in Liege's temple.

[my_own_trope]

[Guess who just woke up from his 3-month coma? Furthermore, guess whose body managed to finagle itself out of prison where it was seen last?
If you guessed this sleeping beauty, you're at least not wrong. Sorry about that, Haven, this asshole is back.
Don't worry, there was plenty of screaming involved; both upon waking, and then directed at nearby furniture and the sky in general.]

[The Audio opens with Starscream sounding like he's just run a marathon.]

Someone tell me what blasted day it is!


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[Locked to TFP Megatron]

My Lord...?

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[Locked to TFP Shockwave]

Do you still live?

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[Locked to TFP Knock Out]

I think it's about time we had a talk. [And now he sounds mad]

Comments

[my_own_trope]

I already told you: Commander! That's commander and second-in-command of the Decepticon army -- in it's entirety!

And you, public relations affiliated with whom?!

[uknowuwantmebaby]

I think law enforcement trumps military.

With the DJD!

[my_own_trope]

You keep saying that. Is dee-jaydee supposed to mean something to me?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Does Decepticon Justice Donuts mean anything to you--I mean Division.

[my_own_trope]

Should it?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Hey go ask my boss Tarn if you're so clueless.

For a commander you don't really know the infrastructure.

[my_own_trope]

The city? [?]
Hold on, wait... wasn't that... wasn't that also that quack in the mask?

[Starscream can't quite remember so he surreptitiously opens a new tab and starts ctrl + F-ing "Tarn" entries.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

From what I've seen, half the Decepticon army is made of quacks.

[my_own_trope]

[He bristles angrily even though he kind of agrees. Ouch that's a lot of resentment]

And where do you fall on the spectrum of competency?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

I'm the one with the sense of humor!

[my_own_trope]

You've said nothing yet that I find amusing, except your claim to be related to PR. Decepticons don't need public relations, we simply take what we want and most know better than to resist.

So now I ask you: are you done playing pretend?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

I dunno, are you?

[my_own_trope]

What's that supposed to mean!?