[Audio] Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in Liege's temple.

[my_own_trope]

[Guess who just woke up from his 3-month coma? Furthermore, guess whose body managed to finagle itself out of prison where it was seen last?
If you guessed this sleeping beauty, you're at least not wrong. Sorry about that, Haven, this asshole is back.
Don't worry, there was plenty of screaming involved; both upon waking, and then directed at nearby furniture and the sky in general.]

[The Audio opens with Starscream sounding like he's just run a marathon.]

Someone tell me what blasted day it is!


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[Locked to TFP Megatron]

My Lord...?

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[Locked to TFP Shockwave]

Do you still live?

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[Locked to TFP Knock Out]

I think it's about time we had a talk. [And now he sounds mad]

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[my_own_trope]

[A good part of the rest of the evening is spent coated in pink, uncaring, and full of small nonsense words as Starscream alternates between drumming his claws on various surfaces and humming to himself.

Things get a little weird for a bit when he starts to run the tips of his fingers over his neck and up his face, but he cuts that out when he's distracted by something that very well could be imaginary at this point.

Eventually, and I mean VERY eventually, he'll get up and trundle off to go find somewhere he can wash up -- still somewhat in a daze.

Blackarachnia, you probably don't want to follow him, that might be rude. And weird. And uncomfortable. But mostly weird. ]

[treacherous_widow]

[This ENTIRE time she's recording, taking notes and taking pictures of EVERYTHING her lovely new test subject is doing. This is just too entertaining to stop watching for her.

Eventually he starts moving towards washing up and now she's left with a choice. Continue to observe or let the bot have some privacy.

...Any good Scientist can tell you that test subjects aren't allowed privacy.She could miss something important for her 'research'. Then again, did she really want to follow Starscream to the bathroom?

....Slag no. Even if it's important to her findings, even she won't go that far. So, lets see if the drugged up seeker comes back or wanders off.]

[my_own_trope]

[He doesn't come back OR wander off. Starscream simply doesn't leave the washracks.]

[treacherous_widow]

[... Just what in the pit is he doing on there? Eventually her curiosity gets the better of her and she sneaks into the washracks to have a look.

Now... to see what the slag he's doing. Whatever it is, she's confidant it won't shock her.]

[my_own_trope]

[Not sure if this is what you were expecting, darling, but there lies Starscream in all his glory... fast asleep on the floor of the washing room, leaning up against the wall, under the spray of cold water.

Guess all that overclocking tired out our little baby.]

[treacherous_widow]

[...Yeah, somehow this wasn't what she was expecting. Blackarachnia shakes her head and just makes a few notes on her data pad before just leaving him there. Water and all.

...Though she may turn the water to freezing before she leaves. Have fun waking up from this Screamy.]

[my_own_trope]

[He'll wake up eventually, and it'll just be a ??????? party.]