[Audio] Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in Liege's temple.

[my_own_trope]

[Guess who just woke up from his 3-month coma? Furthermore, guess whose body managed to finagle itself out of prison where it was seen last?
If you guessed this sleeping beauty, you're at least not wrong. Sorry about that, Haven, this asshole is back.
Don't worry, there was plenty of screaming involved; both upon waking, and then directed at nearby furniture and the sky in general.]

[The Audio opens with Starscream sounding like he's just run a marathon.]

Someone tell me what blasted day it is!


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[Locked to TFP Megatron]

My Lord...?

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[Locked to TFP Shockwave]

Do you still live?

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[Locked to TFP Knock Out]

I think it's about time we had a talk. [And now he sounds mad]

Comments

Aww

[deadlydoctor]

[Oh, a friend. That's new. The blue lizard looks at the door on the left, Knock Out's private office, but it doesn't look like the mech is leaving it anytime soon. Knock Out will come out if he heard a commotion, he's sure.

Breakylizard flies down in front of the other pet. It's not a graceful landing. He's not used to wings and he's heavy for a tiny lizard, shut up.]

Craaaaaww? [Whatcha doing here?]

10 seconds in photoshop

[my_own_trope]

[Starylizard struggles for a little while longer as it tries to get its tummy through the mail slot. Finally it manages and pops out.]

Chirp!

[Hello lizard-friend! I am also a lizard!
You are lizard!
I am lizard!
We are lizard together!]

[Starylizard rolls onto its back, twists its neck around, and licks the floor.]

[Hi. I'm a lizard.
This is the ground.
It is not a lizard.]

You already know I love it

[deadlydoctor]

[Yes yes he is a lizard too! A very confused lizard. His head turn a few times, trying to figure out what's the other doing licking the floor.

He must be hungry, that's it. Right? Right.] Craaaaaww CraaaaAAAAAaaaaww Craaaaaww.

[If they make enough noise one of the bigger mechs will eventually come to check. Those have fun.]

Craaaaaww. [Come on, make noise with him, you!]

And it loves you

[my_own_trope]

[Noise? Are we making noise? LET'S MAKE NOISE TOGETHER!!!]

[Starylizard wiggles around on the floor, tiny little feetsies waving away in the air as makes really weird, really loud noises that alternate being nails-on-a-chalk-board, sink-garburator, and scream-gurgles.]

SKDGSJDGSKJDGHEEEEEEEETCHTCHTECHTCHEEEEEEEEGUUUUUURBLEGURBLEGUBRLETCH TCH TCH K-K-K-K-EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[:D THIS IS FUN, LIZARD FRIEND]
[Starylizard thrashes around with joy.]

omg I died laughing

[deadlydoctor]

Yeah making noises was the point, not trashing the whole place. Not like BreakyLyzard is complaining he likes wrecking stuff too 8D He's swinging his hammer tail around excitedly. He stops immediately thought when a door opens and an angry voice can be heard before a familiar red mechs walks in.]

What the frag is going on here!? WH...e? What are you doing here? [He stares down at the unfamiliar robot lizard.]