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[donttasemebee]

[It was odd going from passing out in a wasteland on Cybertron to waking up in a building on Cybertron. What was even more weird was the fact that Bee didn't recognize the building nor did he recognize the bot--the Acolyte?--that was there to greet him when he woke, explaining things to him and informing him that he was on Cybertron but not the one he was familiar with.

...Because that made lots of sense.

Bee sat on the edge of his berth, confused and irritated, staring at the communicator that he'd activated once he was left alone.]

So this is either some strange hallucination or a cruel joke and I'm not sure which one I feel more inclined to believe at the moment.

[Because this just..it couldn't be real. There was no way.]

Ironhide? Prowl? Are either of you getting this? I have no idea where I am--or why I'm suddenly completely fine--but I'd really like to get out of here.

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[stabbywheelfeet]

Wow.

They make bots round where you come from.

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[arnhaid]

Ironhide here. What's...

Bumblebee?

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[donttasemebee]

Who the slag are you?

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[fugitrix]

Bumblebee! You look--

[ Like your old self. Suddenly she's unsure, remembering his reaction to her slip up about Ratbat. ]

Um. Hi.

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[donttasemebee]

[Thank Primus someone he knows is here!]

Ironhide! Primus, I'm glad to hear your voice. What's going on?? Where are we?

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[donttasemebee]

Arcee?

[Hey, it was better than no one at all. Plus, she wasn't that bad.]

Hi. It's...okay, it's really good to hear your voice. Any idea how we ended up here because I'm really not sure I want to believe what that Acolyte told me.

[aerospacecommander]

I'm pretty sure its a cruel joke that applies to all of us, kid.

[donttasemebee]

......................................

[Oh well aren't you the last person he wanted to see.

His optics immediately narrow and he sneers.]

Don't call me kid, Starscream. Actually, I'd appreciate you just keeping your opinions to yourself.

[aerospacecommander]

Ooh. What crawled up your trailpipe ... kid?

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[fun_police]

Bee?

[That's the sound of a mildly surprised Prowl on the other end of the feed. Part of him was somewhat glad to have his presence. The more dominant part was feeling some dread that Bee was also dragged into this chaotic hole of a colony... And his own less than moral machinations.]

Its me. It's Prowl. Have you received a proper introduction?

[donttasemebee]

Oh, I don't know. The fact that you decided you were going to take over Iacon, declaring yourself the leader of the neutrals, and kicked anyone that refused to become a neutral out! You betrayed us! Then again, that shouldn't have been a surprise even if we are working together.

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[donttasemebee]

Prowl, thank Primus.

[Hey look! Someone actually happy to hear Prowl's voice!

For now.]

I--the acolyte was here but they--what they told me can't be true can it? It doesn't make any sense!

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[stabbywheelfeet]

No. You first.

This should be good.

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[donttasemebee]

Bumblebee.

[He sneers a bit.]

Now, I'll ask you again. Who the slag are you?

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[arnhaid]

Yeah, likewise.

On some kinda new Cybertron. Except this one's got no one punching each others' sparks out all over the place.

... usually.

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[stabbywheelfeet]

... Wait.

What? Go back.

You're Bumblebee? Where... You don't look a thing like him.

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[fugitrix]

[ To be honest, not the greeting she expected, but in a good way. Great he can't see her surprised expression. ]

The Lambda. It's sort of a rip in space-time, a portal between worlds. I would listen to them. They're just drones, but they're telling the truth about that.

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[donttasemebee]

Excuse me?

[And more confusion.]

Look like who? I am Bumblebee.

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[donttasemebee]

...That's a good thing, I guess, considering the way things are going on our Cybertron.

Where are you?

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[stabbywheelfeet]

You don't look anything like Bumblebee. Except the garish yellow part.

... Also you're talking which is utterly bizarre.

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[donttasemebee]

....Wait, back up.

So we got here through a rip in space-time..and now we're on a new Cybertron. Again. Except this one seems in better shape than ours.

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[donttasemebee]

...I have no idea what you're talking about.

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[fun_police]

[Prowl was skeptical as well, until Liege started to take a continued interest in him.]

It doesn't. But previous evidence does point to there being truth to some of their words.

We're trapped here. And these Firstforged are indeed capable of doing things difficult to explain with only logic.

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[arnhaid]

Primus... tell me 'bout it. Don't worry though. I took care of the bugs.

[... most of them. Okay, some of them. He's trying.]

Kickin' around near the junk heap. Good target practice out there.

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[stabbywheelfeet]

... Right.

Probably because you're from Round Robot Universe. And I'm from Gorgeous Robot Universe.