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[donttasemebee]

[It was odd going from passing out in a wasteland on Cybertron to waking up in a building on Cybertron. What was even more weird was the fact that Bee didn't recognize the building nor did he recognize the bot--the Acolyte?--that was there to greet him when he woke, explaining things to him and informing him that he was on Cybertron but not the one he was familiar with.

...Because that made lots of sense.

Bee sat on the edge of his berth, confused and irritated, staring at the communicator that he'd activated once he was left alone.]

So this is either some strange hallucination or a cruel joke and I'm not sure which one I feel more inclined to believe at the moment.

[Because this just..it couldn't be real. There was no way.]

Ironhide? Prowl? Are either of you getting this? I have no idea where I am--or why I'm suddenly completely fine--but I'd really like to get out of here.

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[stabbywheelfeet]

Wow.

They make bots round where you come from.

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[donttasemebee]

Who the slag are you?

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[stabbywheelfeet]

No. You first.

This should be good.

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[arnhaid]

Ironhide here. What's...

Bumblebee?

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[donttasemebee]

[Thank Primus someone he knows is here!]

Ironhide! Primus, I'm glad to hear your voice. What's going on?? Where are we?

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[arnhaid]

Yeah, likewise.

On some kinda new Cybertron. Except this one's got no one punching each others' sparks out all over the place.

... usually.

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[fugitrix]

Bumblebee! You look--

[ Like your old self. Suddenly she's unsure, remembering his reaction to her slip up about Ratbat. ]

Um. Hi.

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[donttasemebee]

Arcee?

[Hey, it was better than no one at all. Plus, she wasn't that bad.]

Hi. It's...okay, it's really good to hear your voice. Any idea how we ended up here because I'm really not sure I want to believe what that Acolyte told me.

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[fugitrix]

[ To be honest, not the greeting she expected, but in a good way. Great he can't see her surprised expression. ]

The Lambda. It's sort of a rip in space-time, a portal between worlds. I would listen to them. They're just drones, but they're telling the truth about that.

[aerospacecommander]

I'm pretty sure its a cruel joke that applies to all of us, kid.

[donttasemebee]

......................................

[Oh well aren't you the last person he wanted to see.

His optics immediately narrow and he sneers.]

Don't call me kid, Starscream. Actually, I'd appreciate you just keeping your opinions to yourself.

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[fun_police]

Bee?

[That's the sound of a mildly surprised Prowl on the other end of the feed. Part of him was somewhat glad to have his presence. The more dominant part was feeling some dread that Bee was also dragged into this chaotic hole of a colony... And his own less than moral machinations.]

Its me. It's Prowl. Have you received a proper introduction?

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[donttasemebee]

Prowl, thank Primus.

[Hey look! Someone actually happy to hear Prowl's voice!

For now.]

I--the acolyte was here but they--what they told me can't be true can it? It doesn't make any sense!

[originaldragoon]

Cruel joke would make more sense when it comes to this place.

[donttasemebee]

[A...human. On Cybertron.

A human on Cybertron.

What. The. Hell?]

That's not at all comforting.

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[cliffjumper]

I'd go with cruel joke 'cause that seems more the speed of these places, and this has gone on far too long to be a hallucination.

[He's used to meeting alternates of mechs he knows by now, but it's somehow still odd.]

You're kinda stuck here with the rest of us though, sorry to say.

[Have a lopsided little grin.]

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[donttasemebee]

Cliffjumper?

[Bee looks surprised but not object to the other's presence, not..really realizing that this may not be the one he knows.]

Yeah that's..that's the gist I was getting from everyone.

[megaton]

I take it by the name dropping that you might be an Autobot?

[donttasemebee]

....Megatron?!

[a_father_to_his_men]

Unfortunately this is neither a joke nor a hallucination, unless we are experiencing a collective hallucination.

[Bee will be greeted with a video of a mech who looks quite a bit like Megatron, save for a few differences, one being that he has a kind and soft smile on his face.]

Unless the Acolyte has said other wise you should be able to leave the temple at any time. And I can not think of a reason you couldn't at this time.

[donttasemebee]

.......While I appreciate the information....Who are you?

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[adamndoctor]

Nope. Trust me, I'd like this all to be some cruel joke, too. I'd force a laugh if it meant getting out of it.

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[donttasemebee]

[And another human. This was just getting stranger and stranger.]

That's the general gist I'm getting from everyone.

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[rednotbluethx]

Oh, hey. Bumblebutt. Still fat I see.

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[donttasemebee]

[Really???]

So how long did it take you to come up with that one?