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[nobirds]

Good. Now that that's out of the way.

[ You can't see anything, but you can hear the clicks and whirrs of various hydraulic systems coming back online and hissing. After some lovely help from a 'f r i e n d' (and she uses that term quite lightly.) GLaDOS is back on her feet and looking to move in. Oh yes. Move in. ]

Without the proper facilities in place I can no longer do what I was programmed to do, and that? That won't do.

So naturally, staying in the temple or this 'Haven' won't do for me either.

There wouldn't happen to be any well stocked facilities just so primed for leasing here, now would there?

Maybe some caves? A sinkhole would do nicely too, in fact. For the good of science, anyone is welcome to donate their unneeded supplies or volunteer time in helping. I need all the hands I can get.

Comments

Re: [video]

[primest]

Of course not. What does that have to do with anything?

[just gonna ignore the moron comments gosh]

[video]

[nobirds]

That your kind procreates.

By any and all standards, that makes you organic.

Re: [video]

[primest]

I thought you were programmed for science? It's very small minded of you to try and apply everything you encounter into the same categories.

We're nothing like organics.

[video]

[nobirds]

Is it? Categorizing by a set standard is a major part of science, it's called taxonomy.

Then prove it, and stop being your own counterclaim.

Re: [video]

[primest]

[oh for--]

Fine. Give me your co-ordinates.

[video]

[nobirds]

No.

Use your superior intellect, fish out some context clues, and come find me.

Then I'll believe you. How's that?

Re: [video]

[primest]

[UGH EFFORT]

[well, she mentioned being in a temple]

[...how long would it take to check every room in every temple]

[science. maybe she's in alpha trion's temple? but she's also a huge bitch. well, whatever. heading to trion's first]

[video]

[nobirds]

[ But she's also a huge bitch, yes, that should be the reason for everything with GLaDOS. ]

Don't get lost, or you'll have a difficult time pleading your case.

Re: [video]

[primest]

[infallible logic am i right]

Lost? I'm not lost. This place is pretty big, you know.

[video]

[nobirds]

Then you're slow and stupid.

Is that what you're telling me?

Re: [video]

[primest]

Really? How long would it take you to get around?

Seeing as you're so smart.