[video] I only drink the blood of my enemies! (slightly backdated to after the item drop)

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Everyone always underestimates Whirl. It's like his protective camouflage or something.  So while everyone else was busy getting...whatever. Stuff like drywall and spackle and fighting over brushes like the kinky little sex toys they are, Whirl was doing something....

[...else. We'll go with 'else'. ]

[And it's ready now, and he only had to shoot that one corner of the witch's stupid gingerbread house to get it.]

[So here he is, on your Link, holding a rather large yet strangely adorable cake (yes the spinning wheel he insisted on and it's a chocolate donut.)]

Look familiar to anyone?

[He waits, holding it up to the camera.]

No? 

[He takes his right claw and gouges out  one side of the cake!Rung's head, giant pieces of cake and crumbs falling away from the cake's smiling face.]

How 'bout now? 

Comments

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[You're pink. Which means....crazy, probably. Well, crazy even by Whirl's standards.]

Frag.

Maybe you heard him?

[He holds up the cake in front of his face and does quite possibly the worst impersonation of Rung's voice ever.]

'N-now, Whirl! I honestly don't think this is going to be productive'

[He lowers the cake, spinning the butt donut. Because it's awesome.]

Because I care. [Isn't Rung just the luckiest mech alive? Whirl cares!]

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah. You'd think.

[Twitch.] But I heard him. So he's got to be here.

[Oooooooor?]

[littlecrowgirl]

Did you have to fight the vacuum?

He deserved it anyway.

[There's an eyebrow raise.]

What flavour is it?

[Video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

[Well, that's just rude. She's a lot saner than you are! Perfectly average in fact. Her name isn't even Arcee!]

Unless that was an actual playback of his voice and vocal patterns, in which case I could've told you if I had, no, I haven't.

[She had to hold in a burst of laughter at the imitation; she can tell by the tone of... everything in this that the one-optic'ed helicopter is rather serious. Cake identification notwithstanding.]

Well, I suppose going through all that effort just to ask if people've seen him is pretty caring.

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[warborn]

[but NOPE

nopenopenopenopenopenopeNOPING RIGHT THE HELL OUT OF HERE]

[raceme]

[8D]

I see. [Explanation: logical enough. You might need one, Whirl. So does Blurr] How are you so sure that he's here?

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Too bad for you: Whirl hates the police.]

[Even though he was one.]

[SQUINT.]

What'll you do if I do?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

I didn't kill him.

[Because he juuuuuust wants to make sure you know that.]

Because I heard him, that's how.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

I don't waste my time fighting appliances.

[Says the lamp.]

It's...fraggin' cake flavored.

[Dude, he does not have a mouth, taste is sort of not something he does.]

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Don't you want to stick around for some cake, Fort Max? Something in your tanks other than all that highgrade?]

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Whirl = rude. Just like pink = crazazy.]

Why the frag you think I'd have his actual voice? You think I'm some creeper like Red Alert?

[YOU INSULT HIM, MADAM.]

Hey I was gonna take a bullet for him. [Until. Swerve.]

[Video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

[There must be exceptions, because she is one!]

No, but asking me if I've heard him and then not giving me an accurate sample would make it hard to answer. Details don't help if they aren't correct.

[YOUR FACE IS AN INSULT, SIR.]

[She nods, and while she doesn't smile, the glow from her optics pale a bit.]

If he is here then, hopefully it's not as bad as that. [Giving a wave to the mutilated cake.]

[raceme]

[A very suspiciously specific denial but okay.] I never said you did.

Why no go check temple by temple? therearen'tthatmany.

[ex_dishonestly997]

[suspicious optic shuttering is go] So why are you looking for him here?

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Maybe he got lost in the junk pile.

AUDIO;

[inferiordude]

Nope. Is he supposed t'be here?

[littlecrowgirl]

You can't just say cake flavoured!! That's cheating!

Chocolate? Vanilla? Red?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

I will go hungry and starve to death.

[Because what is eating other foods?]

Is that what you want? To starve a poor little bear?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Maybe your face could get lost in the junk pile.

[Yeah, sorry, face!envy.]

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[He shrugs.]

I'd be pretty okay with that, actually.

[It's Whirl. He shares his deathwish liberally. His cake? Not so much.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Squint right back at you, two-eyes.]

Because I heard him. Here.

[DUHHHHH.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You were thinking it.

[Whirl is psychic, don't you know? Okay, just paranoid.]

Yeah I dunno. I'm thinking that maybe it would save a little fraggin' time to ask these SO HELPFUL fellow captives. You know, cooperation and all that slag.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah? So I cheat.

It's...,[He digs into the face, holding up some gingerbread-colored cake.] Rung colored.

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Look If it was an easy fraggin' question I probably wouldn't need to fraggin' ask, would I?

[LOGIC!]

Yeah well the stupid voice wouldn't turn on comm and sounded weird. Think someone was messing with me. [Great.]

AUDIO;

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Are any of us 'supposed' to be here?