[video] I only drink the blood of my enemies! (slightly backdated to after the item drop)

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Everyone always underestimates Whirl. It's like his protective camouflage or something.  So while everyone else was busy getting...whatever. Stuff like drywall and spackle and fighting over brushes like the kinky little sex toys they are, Whirl was doing something....

[...else. We'll go with 'else'. ]

[And it's ready now, and he only had to shoot that one corner of the witch's stupid gingerbread house to get it.]

[So here he is, on your Link, holding a rather large yet strangely adorable cake (yes the spinning wheel he insisted on and it's a chocolate donut.)]

Look familiar to anyone?

[He waits, holding it up to the camera.]

No? 

[He takes his right claw and gouges out  one side of the cake!Rung's head, giant pieces of cake and crumbs falling away from the cake's smiling face.]

How 'bout now? 

Comments

[littlecrowgirl]

Did you have to fight the vacuum?

He deserved it anyway.

[There's an eyebrow raise.]

What flavour is it?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

I don't waste my time fighting appliances.

[Says the lamp.]

It's...fraggin' cake flavored.

[Dude, he does not have a mouth, taste is sort of not something he does.]

[littlecrowgirl]

You can't just say cake flavoured!! That's cheating!

Chocolate? Vanilla? Red?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah? So I cheat.

It's...,[He digs into the face, holding up some gingerbread-colored cake.] Rung colored.

[littlecrowgirl]

Cheater McCheaty.

[She tilts her head.] That looks more like brown to me.

DON'T RUIN IT. You've got to eat it up all gone now. All of it, mister.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

That's my name. [Not bad. It has a good ring to it, at least.]

Whatever. It's delicious. [He's been told.]

..... [He'll just give you a look. Eat it?] With what face?

[littlecrowgirl]

Why do you want all the cake if you can't even eat it?

You're such a big dumb.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Hey. Did it get your attention?

[Oh it's on.]

You're dumber. But you're smaller so it's more concentrated.

[littlecrowgirl]

Yeah, it made me realize you don't know how cakes work! You're supposed to eat them! Heck, you don't even know what flavour it is. Dummy.

[BRING IT ON.]

Oh yeah? Well your MOM.