[video] I only drink the blood of my enemies! (slightly backdated to after the item drop)

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Everyone always underestimates Whirl. It's like his protective camouflage or something.  So while everyone else was busy getting...whatever. Stuff like drywall and spackle and fighting over brushes like the kinky little sex toys they are, Whirl was doing something....

[...else. We'll go with 'else'. ]

[And it's ready now, and he only had to shoot that one corner of the witch's stupid gingerbread house to get it.]

[So here he is, on your Link, holding a rather large yet strangely adorable cake (yes the spinning wheel he insisted on and it's a chocolate donut.)]

Look familiar to anyone?

[He waits, holding it up to the camera.]

No? 

[He takes his right claw and gouges out  one side of the cake!Rung's head, giant pieces of cake and crumbs falling away from the cake's smiling face.]

How 'bout now? 

Comments

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Ooooh. Gruesome.

I think I might like you.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Don't think that sucking up to me is gonna get you the butt donut.

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

No, no. I just want the other eye.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Suddenly possessive.]

Why?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[There's a horrible cry, as if Teddie himself were in pain, the instant that cake's face is sliced. This is probably the most gruesome thing he's ever laid his eyes on. He's practically close to tears.

What sort of monster just does something like this, and for all to see?]

YOU'RE WASTING CAKE!!



[How could you?]

[Video] /dying

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Shrug]

It died for a good cause.

[Video] /oops

[kingofthetvworld]

How cruel! It had a wife and two delicious children! Not to mention letting such a tasty looking morsel go to waste.

Is the five second rule still in place? How about five hours? J-Just don't step on anything, you can't just wave around something so scrumptious and not share with anybody!

voice

[ex_dishonestly997]

Nope, still not pinging any bells.

voice, whirl's is oh so sultry....

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Hngh.

[Great. This means he's starting to have audio hallucinations. Awesome.]

Right. Like you'd even tell me.

voice, oh whirl you cutie

[ex_dishonestly997]

I don't know, I'd like to help, but I think I need more information first.

[raceme]

I'm quite sure you are trying to tell us something important but I find your methods quite confusing albeit original.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Think you're overfraggin' thinking things.

[Is his pastry metaphor too cerebral for you?]

[raceme]

I do that a lot. Is this someone you fought?

[Taking in consideration that he never saw Rung in his life, yes. Cerebral...Nice pun.]

[littlecrowgirl]

You found your cake!

You still can't have mine.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

No. I bullied my way to this cake fair and square.

['Finding.' How...bourgeois.]

Yeah? Well I don't want your stupid cake. [So there.]

[littlecrowgirl]

Did you have to fight the vacuum?

He deserved it anyway.

[There's an eyebrow raise.]

What flavour is it?

[Video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

...

[Excuse her a moment as she stares and then shakes her helm.]

Can't say I've seen him, no.

[Helmtilt.]

Any reason you went through all that trouble when you probably have a perfectly good holo-projector you can use?

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[You're pink. Which means....crazy, probably. Well, crazy even by Whirl's standards.]

Frag.

Maybe you heard him?

[He holds up the cake in front of his face and does quite possibly the worst impersonation of Rung's voice ever.]

'N-now, Whirl! I honestly don't think this is going to be productive'

[He lowers the cake, spinning the butt donut. Because it's awesome.]

Because I care. [Isn't Rung just the luckiest mech alive? Whirl cares!]

[Video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

[Well, that's just rude. She's a lot saner than you are! Perfectly average in fact. Her name isn't even Arcee!]

Unless that was an actual playback of his voice and vocal patterns, in which case I could've told you if I had, no, I haven't.

[She had to hold in a burst of laughter at the imitation; she can tell by the tone of... everything in this that the one-optic'ed helicopter is rather serious. Cake identification notwithstanding.]

Well, I suppose going through all that effort just to ask if people've seen him is pretty caring.

[comment not here]

[warborn]

[but NOPE

nopenopenopenopenopenopeNOPING RIGHT THE HELL OUT OF HERE]

[comment not here]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Don't you want to stick around for some cake, Fort Max? Something in your tanks other than all that highgrade?]

AUDIO;

[inferiordude]

Nope. Is he supposed t'be here?

AUDIO;

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Are any of us 'supposed' to be here?

AUDIO;

[inferiordude]

Eh, good point.

Who exactly is the dude yer lookin' for?

[mccrane]

[Okay, he knows there is something wrong, here.]

Robots can eat cake?