accidental video

[primest]

[good morning, haven. did you want sentinel screaming obsceneties at this ungodly hour of the morning?

too bad, because he woke up with all his paint stripped off, and he is not happy in the least.]

Are you FRAGGING KIDDING ME?!

[as you can see, he's perfectly capable of orginizing his thoughts about the matter in a coherent way.

looks like the paralyzer blackarachnia used on him hasn't entirely worn off, either. he tries to get off his berth and fell right on his face, down off the screen. graceful as ever, the swearing continues off screen for a few minutes. he also might've fired off the gun he has in his arm a few times.

...and hit himself in the face with the recoil. again. this really isn't his day.]

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[deadlydoctor]

I'm torn between the hilarity of it all and the horror that is now your finish.

[raceme]

SENTINEL? What happened?

video

[primest]

[give him a few seconds and... there, just grabbed the device. sentinel is pretty clearly still on the floor.]

I don't know! All my paint decided to detach itself from my body? WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?!

video

[primest]

I LOVE how this stupid device catches EVERYTHING--

[he just threw it across the room. sorry, ko, you might need to wait a few minutes for him to to pick it up.]

[deadlydoctor]

Must be bad luck or even worse karma.

Did you get overcharged? Without me? I'm hurt.

[primest]

[a few minutes later and... there. sentinel's picked it up again.]

What? No! Why would I get overcharged with you anyway?!

[he's literally shaking with anger bro you might get shrieked at.]

Voice

[neededthat]

[Ow. His audio receptors.]

....Do you need assistance?

Re: Voice

[primest]

[yes, he'd very much like to murder blackarachnia. except he doesn't know she did this, so.]

A systems scan would be prudent. Y'know because of the PARALYSIS.

[punctuates that by slamming a fist into the floor. god he's so mad.]

[neededthat]

[He sighs.]

Alright, alright I'll see what I can do.

[A pause.]

What exactly did you do to cause such... retaliation? [At least, that's what he assumes.]

[primest]

Retali-- I didn't do ANYTHING! I've spent the last few days digging around the Junk Pile and sitting on my aft doing paperwork!

[BANSHEE NOISES]

[neededthat]

[Sentinel please. You're worse than the children he used to deal with.]

What were you doing in the Junk Pile, and... paperwork? For what?

[primest]

[DONT YOU DARE.]

Looking for useful things. What, are you new? That massive pile of trash is basically where we get anything around here.

[UGH YOU PLEBE] The Police Force. Of which I am a part. I didn't just walk into a random office and decide to start attacking the first datapad I saw.

[neededthat]

Yes, I am new. I came here a few weeks ago. And I'm still adjusting to how this new Cybertron works.

You're part of the police force.

[Really.]

Are you the administrative assistant or...?

video

[raceme]

But it happened all of sudden? And you can't move?

[primest]

Ah. Well, then, welcome to the party planet.

[he just--]

Administrat-- I'm a PRIME. [wait, ratchet is probably one of those.] Uh, but. Probably not the one you're thinking of. It's a military rank and no I don't have the Matrix because different universes and whatever else where's your medbay?

[neededthat]

Prime is considered a military rank where you come from...

[Oh boy. There's an audible shrug.]

I'm currently located at Solus' medbay. Unless you would like for me to come to you.

Re: video

[primest]

[he hates you, blurr. so much.]

I woke up like this! I-- I can move now.

[REALIZATION.]

SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY ROOM.

video

[raceme]

[He only wants to help! he needs to ask question ;W;]

WHAT? Are you still there, I'll come over and help. WHATSTHELASTTHINGYOUREMEMBER?

[primest]

Yes the Magnus is the supreme commander, blah blah blah, I'm sure you don't care about any of this.

[oh man does he dislike you already. though, that's not really hard with sentinel.]

No! I don't need a house call! I'll be there soon.

[neededthat]

No I--

[He is genuinely curious but he vents a sigh.]

I'll be waiting for your arrival.

Re: video

[primest]

[ahdahfdgsgosh]

I don't need help! I'm fine-- I just need to figure out who broke into my room!

[AND THEN MURDER ARREST THEM.]

video >> action?

[primest]

[yeah sorry he doesn't give two fucks about that or what you think right now he's just so pissed off also he punched a wall and broke a few of his fingers fix those too THANKS.]

ACTION

[neededthat]

[You need some anger management classes bro.

But Ratchet waits for him at the medbay, none the less. He has his arm console open, ready to scan the other bot when he arrived, tapping a few buttons.]

Re: ACTION

[primest]

[along with a shitload of therapy.

sentinel transforms and arrives, stomping into the medbay. completely grey.

he'd look like a zombie to 'bots of his own universe.]

[neededthat]

[Ratchet lifts his gaze and sees the bot walk in.

If he had a nose, he'd be wrinkling it.]

Could you please walk calmly into the medbay?