accidental video

[primest]

[good morning, haven. did you want sentinel screaming obsceneties at this ungodly hour of the morning?

too bad, because he woke up with all his paint stripped off, and he is not happy in the least.]

Are you FRAGGING KIDDING ME?!

[as you can see, he's perfectly capable of orginizing his thoughts about the matter in a coherent way.

looks like the paralyzer blackarachnia used on him hasn't entirely worn off, either. he tries to get off his berth and fell right on his face, down off the screen. graceful as ever, the swearing continues off screen for a few minutes. he also might've fired off the gun he has in his arm a few times.

...and hit himself in the face with the recoil. again. this really isn't his day.]

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[deadlydoctor]

I'm torn between the hilarity of it all and the horror that is now your finish.

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[primest]

I LOVE how this stupid device catches EVERYTHING--

[he just threw it across the room. sorry, ko, you might need to wait a few minutes for him to to pick it up.]

[deadlydoctor]

Must be bad luck or even worse karma.

Did you get overcharged? Without me? I'm hurt.

[primest]

[a few minutes later and... there. sentinel's picked it up again.]

What? No! Why would I get overcharged with you anyway?!

[he's literally shaking with anger bro you might get shrieked at.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out would have more pity for him if this weren't so funny.]

Why you wouldn't? It's calling relaxing, but I bet you never heard about that.

What happened to you?

[You are nothing compared to Megatron, Sentinel, and Knock Out sassed him as well.]

[primest]

Obviously I know about relaxing!

[he makes some over dramatic hand gestures.]

What does it look like?!

[deadlydoctor]

It looks like you are half paralyzed. Doctor, I notice those things...it was really obvious too. You should have a check up.

Unless it wasn't a paralysis and your system are glitching, in which case you should have a check up.

[primest]

There's nothing wrong with my systems! I did the scans. Just.

[AHHHHH]

Do you have paint?

[deadlydoctor]

If you are sure.

[Knock Out beams at that.] You are talking with an expert on pain, Sentinel. This is a great opportunity to give you a brand new look.

[primest]

I don't want a new look. I just want my paint back so I don't look like a walking corpse.

[so, so grey.]

[deadlydoctor]

I'm sure I can mix a color that looks more or less like your old blue. And the gold of course, but you wouldn't like to add some more details here and there? It would make your whole frame more striking.

[primest]

[he looks over joyed for a split second.]

No. How I was before was perfect.

[deadlydoctor]

But your face is still gray. Don't you think a lighter color could bring up you chi...characteristics?

[primest]

My face has always been grey!

[JUST GONNA IGNORE THAT.]

[deadlydoctor]

I know, that's the problem. Some color here and there, maybe a more pearl or white tone...[He's already picturing you in new colors, sorry Pal.]

Come to the clinic and we will see what paint suits your frame better.

[primest]

[ew jesus don't get too excited.]

Yeah I'll... stick to what I know.

[deadlydoctor]

[Too late for that. Also who's Jesus?]

Boring. But come over already, I don't have all day.

[primest]

[HE DOESN'T KNOW HE'S SPEAKING IN TONGUES.]

Whatever, I'll be there soon.

[deadlydoctor]

[OH, YOU SILLY MECH.]

Very well. I'll have everything ready for when you arrive. Maybe even lit candles and play some Lionel Richie's songs.

[If you are expecting Knock Out to be serious you are in a for a surprise.]

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[primest]

I don't... even want to know who that is.

[IF YOU ARE SERIOUS HE'LL JUST WALK STRAIGHT OUT.]

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[deadlydoctor]

You will figure it out soon enough.

[YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF ROMANCE.]

[Knock Out is on the east side of the clinic, away from any patient or medical equipment, humming to himself as he mixes some paints and waits for Sentinel.

And yes, he's humming a Lionel Richie song, not like Sentinel can tell.]

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[primest]

[it doesn't take him long to arrive.]

Let's just get this over and done with.

ppppfffffffff

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out beams at him.] You didn't chicken out, great. Take a sea!

[primest]

It's just paint! Why would I chicken out?!

[deadlydoctor]

Because some mechs would. I'm still trying to convince Ambulon.

[You know, for this sort of things peopel usually needs to be on a place with good ventilation. Is a great thing that none of them needs to breath.]

Let's get you cleaned first, we need to remove all the possible dirt and rust.