accidental video

[primest]

[good morning, haven. did you want sentinel screaming obsceneties at this ungodly hour of the morning?

too bad, because he woke up with all his paint stripped off, and he is not happy in the least.]

Are you FRAGGING KIDDING ME?!

[as you can see, he's perfectly capable of orginizing his thoughts about the matter in a coherent way.

looks like the paralyzer blackarachnia used on him hasn't entirely worn off, either. he tries to get off his berth and fell right on his face, down off the screen. graceful as ever, the swearing continues off screen for a few minutes. he also might've fired off the gun he has in his arm a few times.

...and hit himself in the face with the recoil. again. this really isn't his day.]

Comments

[deadlydoctor]

I'm torn between the hilarity of it all and the horror that is now your finish.

video

[primest]

I LOVE how this stupid device catches EVERYTHING--

[he just threw it across the room. sorry, ko, you might need to wait a few minutes for him to to pick it up.]

[deadlydoctor]

Must be bad luck or even worse karma.

Did you get overcharged? Without me? I'm hurt.

[raceme]

SENTINEL? What happened?

video

[primest]

[give him a few seconds and... there, just grabbed the device. sentinel is pretty clearly still on the floor.]

I don't know! All my paint decided to detach itself from my body? WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?!

video

[raceme]

But it happened all of sudden? And you can't move?

Voice

[neededthat]

[Ow. His audio receptors.]

....Do you need assistance?

Re: Voice

[primest]

[yes, he'd very much like to murder blackarachnia. except he doesn't know she did this, so.]

A systems scan would be prudent. Y'know because of the PARALYSIS.

[punctuates that by slamming a fist into the floor. god he's so mad.]

[neededthat]

[He sighs.]

Alright, alright I'll see what I can do.

[A pause.]

What exactly did you do to cause such... retaliation? [At least, that's what he assumes.]

[Video]

[happyduckbutt]

What happened? Are you okay?

Re: [Video]

[primest]

I'm not bothered about having all my paint stripped off so much as the paralysis thing and the fact SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY ROOM.

[sorry bro, he's a bit hysterical with anger here.]

[Video] that icon will never cease to crack me up

[happyduckbutt]

[Ventus can't really blame him.]

Do you need some help? Although... I don't know how long you've been stuck like that. It might be hard to track down whoever did it- unless you saw them?

[Video]

[glass_secret]

[And here's his favorite snarky princess to make his day even better.]

Is paint being stripped off the robot version of being naked? If so....

Oh God! How indecent! You should be ashamed of yourself!

Re: [Video]

[primest]

What? That doesn't even make any sense!

[he throws his hands up in a 'what the fuck even' gesture.]

I don't even know what "naked" is.

[Video]

[glass_secret]

I means being bear, like the way you are now, Chinchilla.

audio;

[stabbywheelfeet]

You know, some bots are trying to recharge.

Go get yourself a can of paint and calm the scrap down.

Re: audio;

[primest]

Firstly: I didn't know it was recording.

[he draws back from the device slightly.]

Secondly: I DON'T CARE.

[good morning, sideswipe.]

[0perator]

Did you have to scream at ass o'clock like that?

[Oh Light it's like Hunter prank season all over again.]

[primest]

The sun is up. This is a completely appropriate time to be awake.

[except not because not everyone was in the military and gets up at the crack of dawn.]

[Audio]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...



AHAHAHAHA!!

[That's all there is to it too, nothing but laughter. And after the week he's had, he really needs this. Thanks Sentinel.]

Re: [Audio]

[primest]

[HE'S SO HAPPY HE HAS ALL THIS EMPATHY FROM HIS FELLOW AUTOBOTS.]

I'm glad you think breaking and entering is so funny. Then again, it didn't happen to you, right?

[calibrates_big_guns]

[Turian expressions are different enough from those of Cybertronians and humans that unless someone has enough experience around them, it's hard to tell what a turian's expression means. But this is just a straight up smirk.]

Looks like someone's made a bit of a mess.

video reply even if it wasn't originally video :T

[primest]

Wow, do you working forensics or something?

Hey while you're putting your amazing observation skills to work, d'you think you could go outside and tell me what colour the sky is?

[it's gotten to the point where he's so angry he doesn't even know how to react anymore.]

late but noot sorry

[nobirds]

[ oh this is rich ]

I used my amazing skills of empathy to try and put myself in the same situation you're currently in.

But I figured it was much funnier just to stop and stare instead.

Way to go, genius.

FFF GLADOS

[primest]

[so monotone.]

Yes, I can see your amazing empathy shining through there. I'm sure it's not malfunctioning or anything.