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third test ; text ; virus detected

Okay. Haha. Very funny.

This actually shouldn't even be physically possible, to be honest. What with all the organic sentient beings running around made of metal, I don't actually count. I'm artificial. Enough said.

So if any of you can explain why I seem to be sick with a progressive organic virus, that would be lovely. There may even be something in it for you. Like a cure.

The faster it's gone, the better.

I was sort of in the middle of something.

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You too? Oh, I really hope a few people die! It would be so interesting to see the supposed non-permanent death.

[he also may or may not be hoping you die, gladdy.]

It's no more interesting than permanent death, let me tell you.

I should know. I've lived through mine several hundred times already.

That's unfortunate. [could not care less.]

It would still be interesting to see how exactly it works, embers are not something that cannot be replicated or restored - and yet that's exactly what happens.

Embers.

[ Hang on. She might be interested in this particular topic. ]

You'll have to explain to me what that is. Why can't they?

[ Because challenge accepted that's why. For science. ]

Our life force. An electron charged... 'soul', for a more simple term.

[they're really fun to extinguish let him tell ya.]

They're completely unique and when they go out that's supposed to be it, final death from whence one cannot return. Damn near everything on our bodies can be replaced with spare parts but the ember... no, they're special.

Hmmm.

[ She sounds awfully inquisitive. ]

No doubt impossible to artificially manufacture? At least by your kind.

[ratchet knows exactly where this is going and he could not be happier.]

There's a first time for everything. However, I cannot guarantee an artificial ember would grant sentience. Or anything beyond a mindless husk.

I don't think I'd need anything beyond walking and responding to given orders.

Good help really is hard to come by, making my own is as entertaining as it is rewarding.

[ She sneezes, rather violently. ]

Ugh. That'll need to be fixed first, however.

I don't know if I could even guarantee that, but we can always learn from our mistakes.

[good thing this is audio, he flinched slightly.]

Yes, well. I'll see what I can do about that.

Oh. You haven't seen me work before, have you?

This will be rewarding.

[ Truth; she now has conduction fluid coming out her nose. ]

Excuse me.

I need a tissue.

I've barely met you in person!

[he doesn't know what a tissue is, nor care about her problem.]

[ Very obvious now she's covered her nose. ]

Oh. That is a problem isn't it.

I'm rather small. Sorry to kill your expectations.

That doesn't matter. I can be careful!

[NO SCIENCE SENPAI IT'S OK.]

'That doesn't matter.' You know, you may be the first anybody that I've met here with some actual common sense.

Congratulations, despite your mannerisms, you may have the highest rate of survival among the rest of the planet.

Cybertronians are so quick to dismiss... others.

[ratchet would probably dislike her if not for the insanity.]

Carefully chosen words.

But I noticed that. How unwelcoming. I'll have to change their minds.

The term seemed broad enough. Unfortunately organics are not the only ones most of them decide to stamp on on sight.

It shouldn't be too hard.

Case and point is still talking to you.

No, it shouldn't. I have some new toys I can play with.

Indeed. If they choose to believe you are a joke because of your size, maybe we could cut them down, mmm?

It's been a while since I've had to remove both of someone's legs. Maybe this time I'll feel like cauterizing it so they don't bleed to death.

[no-one will insult you, science senpai.]

Size? Perhaps.

There is a matter I'd like to discuss with someone about my 'artificial intelligence'.

[ fly my pretty, fly, mama will have delicious cake when you get back. ]

Maybe? See if their motor skills module freezes, see them go into shock?

I like it.

Who would this "someone" be?

[he could care less about the AI thing. because he likes you. the brave police, however, can suck it. they are terrible ais.]

I could care less about what happens to them when I have what I need. Unless you'd like them delivered in a certain quality.

It's funny, I've never bothered to ask him his name. I'm too scared of losing a few neurons while he's talking at me.

He's big. He's blue. And has a horrendous facial structure, with an uncommon sense to boot.

[ She grins, steely and cold. You can hear it. ]

I want him, alive. I can run a few tests on him, see if lack of intelligence evens out in endurance.

I don't mind the quality. Workable pieces, that's all I ask. Even then, I may need something for myself, like a pretty new hydraulics valve. Or microfilaments. Lots of microfilaments.

Hm. I've met several blue morons since I've been here. It seems to be a running theme. It wouldn't happen to be the one with orange optics, would it?

I stabbed him not long ago, he should be easy to take from the medbay.

[there's a verbal grin.] Of course. We can categorise each internal organ and go from there.

[ratchet wants to keep the spark chamber <3]

Nonono. Bright blue. Yellow racing stripes. Tacky.

But he sounds fun too....decisions.

[ SINCERE THOUGHT! ]

Nah. If I have to file my own microfilaments, I want them off this moron. It'll be the best kind of pain, being stabbed with your own body.

Ahhh, I think I've seen him around.

[ratchet is down for either, tbh.]

Let's start small. Ugly blue bot first, then we can decide if any more are needed.

Or wanted.

For fun.

GOOD IDEA

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