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[badboybikerbot]

[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

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[thxforthememories]

That's fine.

... which temple are you in?

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[badboybikerbot]

Great, there's more of these?

Mega something-or-other. I think. I might not have been paying attention.

[Because he was pissed off.]

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[thxforthememories]

There are a lot of them.

I know where that is. The dangerous temple.

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[badboybikerbot]

Oh good, they dumped me in the dangerous temple. Wow, that was so thoughtful of them!

[not that he's seen anything really dangerous but hey, he likes complaining]

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[thxforthememories]

Isn't it?

If you do meet him... if he is still here... don't trust the one called Megatronus.

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[badboybikerbot]

Oh, you don't have to worry about that.

[He trusts like five people okay challenge accepted]

Just out of curiosity, why do you say that?

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[thxforthememories]

Good.

Because... he is the one who released the creature that killed McCrane.

[And Kagerou himself, but hey, no sense in tossing that out on the table yet.]

We had it locked up. Contained. Megatronus released it for no logical reason.

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[badboybikerbot]

Geez. Is everyone just prone to death around here or what?

[he doesn't sound as concerned as he actually is, but wow that's a real piss off right there.]

Sounds like a real winner. Wonder how I ended up in his neck of the woods.

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[thxforthememories]

Those on the police force seem to be.

[He is deadpan serious.]

I'm not sure either. But it is what it is.

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[badboybikerbot]

Sounds promising.

[nnnnnope]

Ah well. Guess I'll just roll with whatever happens.

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[thxforthememories]

Seems right, for you.

I'm nearly to your position.

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[badboybikerbot]

[MAN it was kind of weird not knowing anything about a guy that knew him so well. Kind of really weird.]

Uh huh. I shouldn't be too hard to spot.

[he even made sure to be out in the open so it would be easier]

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[thxforthememories]

You're not.

[Meaning he's already totally up above you. Look up.]

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[badboybikerbot]

[HE DOES INDEED LOOK UP

sweet pterodactyl bro. Gunmax crosses his arms and waits for birdbot to land. Or whatever he does. Or something.]

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[thxforthememories]

[Pterodactyl coming in for a landing. With a gas can in its uh. Claws.]

Here.

[And wow look at that its eyes flash just like Shadowmaru's dog wolf form.]

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[badboybikerbot]

[Oh shit it's like shadowmaru if shadowmaru could turn into an AWESOME animal and not a dog.

YUP just gonna grab that there gas can good job birdy]

Hey, thanks.

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[thxforthememories]

[It's going to get even more like Shadowmaru when Kagerou transforms, stepping back a few paces, to give the other BP his space.]

[... This is harder than he expected, seeing him again. He'd never forgotten anything they'd talked about. Or anything they'd argued over And it all comes rushing back.]

[His wings flick, restlessly.]

It's nothing. I...

[And then he trails off, awkward as hell.]

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[badboybikerbot]

[Gunmax just stares at Kagerou for a moment, likely not helping the other robot's awkwardness at all. But whatever. Gunmax sizes everyone up and that's what he's doing now.

He decides that staring is probably weird though, so he distracts himself with popping that gas can open and refueling.

The cool way. Not the Deckerd way.]

"I" what?

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[thxforthememories]

[He draws himself up a little, and steps forward.]

I...

[Deep breaths. Deep metaphoric breaths.]

I still think you're a big buttfuck.

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[badboybikerbot]

[Have you ever seen a robot choke before

it's not easy to do because robots are robots but SOMEHOW Gunmax manages it while trying to sip on that fuel again

Just give him a few seconds to regain his composure over here]

WHAT!? Where did that come from!?

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[thxforthememories]

[He tilts his head. That's a new sound.]

[He shrugs a bit, when Gunmax regains his ability to speak. It had to be said. It really did.]

Just making sure you really don't remember anything.

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[badboybikerbot]

Well that's a hell of a way to try to jog someone's memory! Where'd you even get that!?

[It wasn't from hanging around Deckerd or McCrane, THAT'S for sure]

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[thxforthememories]

[At least he's reacting as indignantly...]

A friend. She taught it to me. For when someone is being very foolish.

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[badboybikerbot]

I mean, "buttfuck"? Really? Isn't that a little harsh to use if someone's just being stupid? You do know what that means, right?

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[thxforthememories]

Yes! Don't explain! You already did!