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[badboybikerbot]

[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

Comments

[Voice]

[0perator]

There doesn't really seem to be much more than that, actually.

The big guys-- they're called the Firstforged-- are all off fighting this crazy thing called Unicron that's basically the embodiment of chaos and destruction, at least as far as I can tell.

Oh and apparently there are large robot monsters that hang out outside the Haven.

This place is just a nonstop party.

[Voice]

[badboybikerbot]

Embodiment of chaos and destruction, huh? Sounds like fun.

You're not gonna tell me all that's the good news and then hit me with something even worse, are you?

[Voice]

[0perator]

Well, the Lambda is stubbornly refusing to make sense according to the laws of physics, and sometimes it makes crap happen that's even more awesome than the usual party around here.

I haven't been around long enough yet myself to have too many details on that.

[Voice]

[badboybikerbot]

Huh. I've always been of the opinion that physics are overrated anyway.

Guess I'll just have to see for myself, then. How long you been here?

[0perator]

A month or so. I'm under the impression that things are at a lull right now.

[badboybikerbot]

Well, that sounds promising. Can't wait to see what happens when this place actually gets exciting.

[0perator]

If you're that hot for it, you can have all of my excitement too. I don't want any.

[badboybikerbot]

That was sarcasm. But whatever, a little something to do once I get settled in won't hurt.

[0perator]

Be careful what you wish for.

[badboybikerbot]

Hey, never wished for something horrible, just something interesting.

[0perator]

There's a reason why "may you always live in interesting times" is considered a curse in some cultures.

[badboybikerbot]

Yeah? Can't say I've ever heard that one before.

[0perator]

I'll make sure to remind you when interesting things start happening.

[She grins, though it's not unfriendly.]

Any other questions?

[badboybikerbot]

Nah. I'm sure I'll have plenty later, though.

[0perator]

Well, you have my frequency if you do.

[badboybikerbot]

Right, got it.

I don't think I got your name.

[0perator]

I'm Alia. You?

[badboybikerbot]

Gunmax. Thanks for the help.

[0perator]

No problem. Good hunting.