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[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

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I hear starving to death is fun.

[uuugh]

Look, who are you, anyway? You're starting to get on my nerves.

I'm bored.

That's an unfortunate name.

I know! Every time I introduce myself people get all offended!

Aww, your life must be so hard. I bet you don't have any friends, either. Tough break, baby.

Oh, once again my efforts have been foiled! Curse this name of mine.

Yeaaah, you might wanna look into changing it. Just throwing that out there.

Just for you.

Aw. I feel so special right now.

This is going to be a beautiful friendship.

[sorry, bro. he likes you. which is worse than him hating you.]

I got plenty of those already. How about friendly rivals.

[uh oh UH OH.]

Mm, no. I have plenty of those.

Ah, too bad. Guess that makes you the guy I see on the street and wave at occasionally.

Quite.

If you ever find yourself in need of any more weapons, you have my comm link.

Uh huh, sure. What's the catch?

Literally nothing! I'm doing this out of the goodness of my ember.

Hah! There's no way that isn't a load of crap!

You're funny, you know that.

I wouldn't have become a medic if I expected payment for helping mechs and saving lives!

Oh come on! Nothing comes free!

Nope! 100%!

Assuming you're not full of it.

Maybe I'll look you up sometime.

Maybe.

Excellent.

Weapons are my specialty, but I can do damn near anything.

Creepy and talented. Sounds like you've got a lot going for you.

I do try.

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