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[badboybikerbot]

[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

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[letmefixyou]

[well, there was that sickness as well but at least he didn't stab mccrane?]

Oh, please. I've only killed two of them! If you really want something to get angry about, maybe I'll see about upgrading that annoying green mech with the large chin. Who is intent on proving you as the good Ratchet.

[UPGRADE HIM TO DEAD.]

[neededthat]

[He stands up, slamming his palms on the palms down on the desk he's at and points a scolding finger into the feed.]

Don't you dare lay a digit on him.

[letmefixyou]

[oh! that wasn't quite the reaction he expected! maybe the other ratchet has a care about the idiot. don't mind while he giggles a little.]

Oh, I'm not promising anything! Seeing as you're all so intent on making me the villain.

[COULD IT BE because you're a violent psychopath??? WHO KNOWS.]

[neededthat]

I swear to Primus, if you do anything to him...

[He wouldn't go as far as killing him. Optimus wouldn't condone such a thing.

But.]

[letmefixyou]

[sharply:] What? You'll what?

[neededthat]

[HE DOESN'T KNOW OKAY.

Gosh you're an asshole.]

[letmefixyou]

[he laughs.]

That's what I thought.

[and cuts the feed. stew in your own anger!]