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[badboybikerbot]

[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

Comments

Re: video

[neededthat]

That's correct.

There's an abundance of energon on this planet. That's what fuels robotic life here.

Re: video

[badboybikerbot]

So I've been told.

So you're the guy, huh? Mister Upgrade?

Re: video

[neededthat]

Yes, that's correct.

However, I don't remember... doing the upgrade. I had my... memory wiped from being here. Twice before.

Re: video

[badboybikerbot]

Ah.

Well, guess I'm screwed.

Re: video

[neededthat]

I'll be able to do it.

I just hope you don't mind being put into stasis for a few hours. Five at the most.

[He'd have to make sure everything works correctly. Plus, you guys are smaller than most bots here.]

Re: video

[badboybikerbot]

I mind a lot, actually. Sounds like it's unavoidable if I wanna continue functioning while I'm here though, huh.

Re: video

[neededthat]

If you'd like, we can schedule a time for the upgrade.

I don't know exactly where you'd be able to find gasoline for the time being, however...

Re: video

[badboybikerbot]

I'm good for a bit, I just refueled. So whenever, I guess, I'm probably more flexible than you are.

I'm bringin' someone to watch.

[because he still doesn't trust you ok >8U]

Re: video

[neededthat]

And who do plan on bringing along with you?

Re: video

[badboybikerbot]

Geez. I haven't even met up with all the guys from back home yet.

Probably Deckard. You know him? Blue, kinda dorky?

Re: video

[neededthat]

I think I may have heard of him in passing. That's fine though.

I'm free anytime this week in the morning. Let me know what time works for you.

Re: video

[badboybikerbot]

Sure, sure. I'll get back to you on that.