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[badboybikerbot]

[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

Comments

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[arnhaid]

Well, there's one option.

Re: video;

[badboybikerbot]

Figure it's that or you're screwed.

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[arnhaid]

All right, you got me there, kid.

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[badboybikerbot]

Damn right.

One of these days, you're gonna have to tell me about some of your "bad improvised plans". You sound like you have a lot of stories.

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[arnhaid]

That's what happens when you hit a couple million years old. You get a lotta stories nobody wants to listen to until they have explosions.

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[badboybikerbot]

Wait, you're how old?

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[arnhaid]

That's uh. Complicated.

Few million years, at least.

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[badboybikerbot]

...Okay.

I was about to complain about you calling me "kid", but I'd say you're pretty justified.

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[arnhaid]

Y'know, I get that a lot.

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[badboybikerbot]

Probably because you're literally older than dirt.

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[arnhaid]

Nah, that's Kup.

...

If the old guy's even still kickin'...

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[badboybikerbot]

Man, you guys are unreal.

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[arnhaid]

The good kind or the bad kind?

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[badboybikerbot]

...Undecided.

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[arnhaid]

Fair enough, I guess.

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[badboybikerbot]

[SHRUG]

Well, I'm sure you're busy being old and stuff, so I'll quit bothering you.

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[arnhaid]

You ain't bothering.

But I'll let you off the hook, this time.

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[badboybikerbot]

Let me off the hook, he says.

Right, catch you later.