[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

Comments

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Oh. You.

I'm almost disappointed that you don't seem to remember anything.

[video]

[badboybikerbot]

Wow, don't you sound like a charming guy. Sorry to almost disappoint, I guess. What'd I do to piss you off?

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

If you don't remember anything -- then nothing.

[Because really the answer to this question was 'exist'. But that's the answer to why most people piss off Starscream.]

[video]

[badboybikerbot]

[it's all good buddy that's all Gunmax has to do to piss most people off.]

Then what are you whining about?

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

I am not whining.

[He's totally whining]

[video]

[badboybikerbot]

Uh huh. Then what would you call it?

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Not whining.

[video]

[badboybikerbot]

Wow, you sure put a lot of thought into that comeback! Is everyone around here as clever as you?