[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

Comments

Re: [Video]

[deadlydoctor]

Her appearance is the first thing you see but she's actually pretty smart and resourceful. A bit too serious but all the FirstForged are like that.

No, silly. Primus made us. Did you mess the memo about him and Unicron?

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Sounds like a party.

[no they sound boring]

Someone mighta mentioned it. Don't really give a crap.

Re: [Video]

[deadlydoctor]

You have no idea.

[Your sarcasm is wasted on knock Out, bro, he lives of it.]

It's only relevant when he's attacking us, you will notice when the time comes.

Re: [Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Right. I think I'll just take your word for it.