Kagerou | BP-500X (
thxforthememories) wrote in
re_alignment2012-08-16 08:12 pm
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[Surprise. A video feed from the local recluse. Bird-ninja. Robot. Anyway.]
[After a certain conversation with someone who will remain nameless, certain concerns have arisen.]
[... Never mind he's sitting in a medbay, hooked up to a generator, no. There are far more important things to consider than that.]
When you refuel... where do you put it? [After a beat, he clarifies.] Those of you who weren't made by humans.
Do you drink it? Or... do something else?
[THIS IS IMPORTANT OKAY. For friendship purposes.]
[After a certain conversation with someone who will remain nameless, certain concerns have arisen.]
[... Never mind he's sitting in a medbay, hooked up to a generator, no. There are far more important things to consider than that.]
When you refuel... where do you put it? [After a beat, he clarifies.] Those of you who weren't made by humans.
Do you drink it? Or... do something else?
[THIS IS IMPORTANT OKAY. For friendship purposes.]

[video]
[She squints slightly.]
Why so curious about the refueling habits of other robots?
[video]
You drink it?
[He shifts a bit.]
I was... told I was doing it wrong. I wanted to check.
[video]
[:c Now that's not nice.]
Hey, refueling is refueling. There's no wrong way to do it. But just for curiosity's sake, how do you refuel?
[video]
She got very upset over it. [He then looks down. Pointedly.] In front. With a hatch.
[video]
Oh. OH. I see. Was she a human? Humans tend to be rather...weird about that.
[video]
Yes. She's human. Are they always so odd about fuel?
[video]
Well, it's...not the fuel they're weird about.
[Oh god is she really giving this robot the talk?]
That part of their anatomy is used for an entirely different function.
[video]
I have to use this.
[But then she mentions different functions and... he looks... blank.]
[It's like you can hear it going WHOOSH over his head.]
[video]
[She winces. If Harpuia or Fafnir ever found out about this, she'd never live it down.]
That part of their anatomy is used for human reproduction. And for some reason humans get...embarrassed by anything that makes them think of it. And you refueling in that fashion...
[video] please hold
[He still looks horribly confused.]
[video]
[It's. Slowly beginning to dawn.]
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[That doesn't make any sense.]
[Why would that even.]
[video] done
[sdfhsjd why is this so flustering?]
[video]
[She shrugs, offering a slightly bemused smile.]
Were you made by humans, dear?
[video]
Yes. In Japan.
[video]
...
[Leviathan rubs a hand across her face, hiding her absolutely bewildered expression for a moment.]
I am honestly confused about why humans would build you that way.
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And... she called herself my friend.
[He doesn't want to upset someone who wants to be his friend.]
[video]
[She looks mildly apologetic at not having a solution for Kagerou.]
[video]
[He's already bunking at the medbay for now, he doesn't want to make it worse.]
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[They're all Cybertronian.]
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[But he's honestly unsure about asking them. Reassurances or not... at least one of them made it very clear he isn't trusted.]
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