video;

[thxforthememories]

[Surprise. A video feed from the local recluse. Bird-ninja. Robot. Anyway.]

[After a certain conversation with someone who will remain nameless, certain concerns have arisen.]

[... Never mind he's sitting in a medbay, hooked up to a generator, no. There are far more important things to consider than that.]

When you refuel... where do you put it? [After a beat, he clarifies.] Those of you who weren't made by humans.

Do you drink it? Or... do something else?

[THIS IS IMPORTANT OKAY. For friendship purposes.]

Comments

[engrishdetective]

It's what we call a nickname. You're behind on the times.

I could be, depending on what you wanted to know.

[thxforthememories]

I don't want one.

I think it's clear what it is I want to know.

[engrishdetective]

Too bad. I have a surplus.

The answer being that it is totally uncool to drink from your crotch. So use your mouth like a normal person, got it?

[thxforthememories]

I'm not answering to it.

How was I supposed to know we could do that?