Video~!

[0perator]

[Why hello yes that is an Alia wearing a face-eating pair of heart-shaped shutter shades and a very glittery pink feather boa. She grins into the video feed.]

Greetings, Haven!

[The feed pans out to take in Knock Out as well, red paintjob shinning red even more than usual for the occasion. He has some v-cards on his hand and a mischievous grin on his face. Alia waves.]

Valentine's Day is coming up, and for all the people who will be missing the festivities this year, Knock Out and I have scienced [shut up that is a verb now] a perfect solution for all your romance needs! We have perfected a one hundred and twenty percent accurate matchmaking algorithm, perfect for bringing some interest and excitement into your love life!

Now, if you're not up on your Earth cultural traditions, don't sweat! We have you covered!

[Knock Out nods and then chimes in.] Now, what’s that entire Valentine’s nonsense about, you might wonder? Valentine’s a human mating festivity that mixes different courting techniques. One of the most common ones is the exchange of little notes with romantics statements.

[Knock Out clears his throat and starts to read some of the cards. To help everybody to get into the spirit of valentine day, Alia and Knock Out left one v-card in front of everyone's room door. In fact, just to get into the real spirit of the holiday, all the v-cards conveniently sport the forged signatures of random people around Haven the best match according to that very scientific matchmaking algorithm. Feel free to find yours and thank them.]

Enjoy all that love in the air! 'Cause if you can't get laid on Valentine's Day, the other three hundred and sixty four days aren't looking too good either.

Comments

[deadlydoctor]

You are welcome, lady.

Maybe you should open your own bar. [With blackjack. And Hookers. Okay maybe not hookers.</>]

[glass_secret]

That would probably be a bad idea. If I owned a bar I would probably end up drinking all the booze. [Well not really. plus there would probably be male strippers]

[deadlydoctor]

That's always a risk. Self control is a difficult thing. What would your ideal job be? [Heh, And that's a problem, because............?]

[glass_secret]

I had my ideal job back with running my own business and traveling the world to attend fashion shows. [Not really. It's actually the whole spy thing. Well, there are a bunch of kiddies around and they could ask questions.]

[deadlydoctor]

A fashion show here could be something new to see. You should talk to Rarity. [If KO knew about that he would probably be amused. ah, there is that..]

[glass_secret]

Now that would be interesting. Especially if we somehow get you big guys into some clothes.

[deadlydoctor]

Clothes might get in the way of our transformations. But you should take that as a challenge.

[glass_secret]

I just might have to rise up to that challenge.

[deadlydoctor]

I can't wait to see your creations. [And also see everyone's reactions to them.]

[glass_secret]

All I can say is that they will be fabulous. [Careful KO. She might design something for you.]

[deadlydoctor]

We wouldn't have it any other way. [Oh, if she think she can top perfection...go on.]