Video~!

[0perator]

[Why hello yes that is an Alia wearing a face-eating pair of heart-shaped shutter shades and a very glittery pink feather boa. She grins into the video feed.]

Greetings, Haven!

[The feed pans out to take in Knock Out as well, red paintjob shinning red even more than usual for the occasion. He has some v-cards on his hand and a mischievous grin on his face. Alia waves.]

Valentine's Day is coming up, and for all the people who will be missing the festivities this year, Knock Out and I have scienced [shut up that is a verb now] a perfect solution for all your romance needs! We have perfected a one hundred and twenty percent accurate matchmaking algorithm, perfect for bringing some interest and excitement into your love life!

Now, if you're not up on your Earth cultural traditions, don't sweat! We have you covered!

[Knock Out nods and then chimes in.] Now, what’s that entire Valentine’s nonsense about, you might wonder? Valentine’s a human mating festivity that mixes different courting techniques. One of the most common ones is the exchange of little notes with romantics statements.

[Knock Out clears his throat and starts to read some of the cards. To help everybody to get into the spirit of valentine day, Alia and Knock Out left one v-card in front of everyone's room door. In fact, just to get into the real spirit of the holiday, all the v-cards conveniently sport the forged signatures of random people around Haven the best match according to that very scientific matchmaking algorithm. Feel free to find yours and thank them.]

Enjoy all that love in the air! 'Cause if you can't get laid on Valentine's Day, the other three hundred and sixty four days aren't looking too good either.

Comments

[deadlydoctor]

I take that as a 'Well done, I approve'.

[treacherous_widow]

You can take it however you want Wheels~.

[In other words: Yes, that's exactly how he should take it.]

[deadlydoctor]

And I will.

[He can read between lines.] Having a good day so far?

[treacherous_widow]

So far so good.

[She knew you could.]

It's been... peaceful.

[deadlydoctor]

Ah, peaceful days are so rare. It's nice for a change.

[treacherous_widow]

I agree.

It also makes me wonder what kind of chaos is in store for us next.

[deadlydoctor]

Something really awful, possibly. But let's not think about that, it ruins the moment.

[treacherous_widow]

[Soft Snort.]

Whatever you say Wheels.

[deadlydoctor]

Have a nice evening, my lady. Oh and check your mail.

[And with that he cuts the feed.]