Video~!

[0perator]

[Why hello yes that is an Alia wearing a face-eating pair of heart-shaped shutter shades and a very glittery pink feather boa. She grins into the video feed.]

Greetings, Haven!

[The feed pans out to take in Knock Out as well, red paintjob shinning red even more than usual for the occasion. He has some v-cards on his hand and a mischievous grin on his face. Alia waves.]

Valentine's Day is coming up, and for all the people who will be missing the festivities this year, Knock Out and I have scienced [shut up that is a verb now] a perfect solution for all your romance needs! We have perfected a one hundred and twenty percent accurate matchmaking algorithm, perfect for bringing some interest and excitement into your love life!

Now, if you're not up on your Earth cultural traditions, don't sweat! We have you covered!

[Knock Out nods and then chimes in.] Now, what’s that entire Valentine’s nonsense about, you might wonder? Valentine’s a human mating festivity that mixes different courting techniques. One of the most common ones is the exchange of little notes with romantics statements.

[Knock Out clears his throat and starts to read some of the cards. To help everybody to get into the spirit of valentine day, Alia and Knock Out left one v-card in front of everyone's room door. In fact, just to get into the real spirit of the holiday, all the v-cards conveniently sport the forged signatures of random people around Haven the best match according to that very scientific matchmaking algorithm. Feel free to find yours and thank them.]

Enjoy all that love in the air! 'Cause if you can't get laid on Valentine's Day, the other three hundred and sixty four days aren't looking too good either.

Comments

[deadlydoctor]

Oh right, Arcee wasn't it? Okay, not Bunny, not Gunmax because he told me he's single, McCrane's married to his word...Is it Deckard?

[Does Knock Out have to explain you about the birds and the bees?

He's going to ignore that.]

[thxforthememories]

There isn't anyone at all!

I don't have any interest in anyone. That's something living things can do. Not me.

Stop pushing this.

[deadlydoctor]

We are not living cars. [He takes offense on that mister.] And it's not exclusive of my people either.

Stop hiding things.

[thxforthememories]

I didn't say you were. I said you were alive.

I'm not hiding anything. You're assuming things!

[deadlydoctor]

AH. You are alive too, moron.

Fine, if you say so.

[thxforthememories]

I do say so. I've been trying to say so this whole time.

[deadlydoctor]

You just need to live a little to feel more alige. Go out, ask someoen on a date.., enjoy life, in short.

[thxforthememories]

I'm fine. Why do you assume I'm not, just because I don't want to "date" anyone?

[deadlydoctor]

(ooc. that was supposed to be *alive, not alige, sorry))

Because you don't look fine. Most of the time you seem quite unhappy. [Look, he's looking more serious now. Takes one to know one.]

[thxforthememories]

You only see me after bad things have happened. Or when I'm on the network.

That isn't "most" of the time.

[deadlydoctor]

I only see you when you post. So, you are a party guy at heart, but only in person?

We should meet then because I want to see it. [Do you ever smile, bro?]

[thxforthememories]

No. I'm not a "party" anything. I don't like crowds.

Why does it matter to you what I feel?

[deadlydoctor]

That much is obvious.

Why are you so afraid of questions?

[thxforthememories]

I just don't understand why you're demanding to know all of this.

[deadlydoctor]

How are we supposed to get to know each other better if we do not ask questions? [Social interaction Kagerou, learn how ti works.]

[thxforthememories]

Why do you want to get to know me better?

[deadlydoctor]

I ask myself that every time we talk.

[thxforthememories]

So what's your answer.

[deadlydoctor]

How come you are the one asking questions now? That was my role.

[thxforthememories]

It seemed natural.

[deadlydoctor]

Uh huh.

[He's not going to give Kagerou a straight answer so there.]