Video~!

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[Why hello yes that is an Alia wearing a face-eating pair of heart-shaped shutter shades and a very glittery pink feather boa. She grins into the video feed.]

Greetings, Haven!

[The feed pans out to take in Knock Out as well, red paintjob shinning red even more than usual for the occasion. He has some v-cards on his hand and a mischievous grin on his face. Alia waves.]

Valentine's Day is coming up, and for all the people who will be missing the festivities this year, Knock Out and I have scienced [shut up that is a verb now] a perfect solution for all your romance needs! We have perfected a one hundred and twenty percent accurate matchmaking algorithm, perfect for bringing some interest and excitement into your love life!

Now, if you're not up on your Earth cultural traditions, don't sweat! We have you covered!

[Knock Out nods and then chimes in.] Now, what’s that entire Valentine’s nonsense about, you might wonder? Valentine’s a human mating festivity that mixes different courting techniques. One of the most common ones is the exchange of little notes with romantics statements.

[Knock Out clears his throat and starts to read some of the cards. To help everybody to get into the spirit of valentine day, Alia and Knock Out left one v-card in front of everyone's room door. In fact, just to get into the real spirit of the holiday, all the v-cards conveniently sport the forged signatures of random people around Haven the best match according to that very scientific matchmaking algorithm. Feel free to find yours and thank them.]

Enjoy all that love in the air! 'Cause if you can't get laid on Valentine's Day, the other three hundred and sixty four days aren't looking too good either.

Comments

[badboybikerbot]

Definitely not. I kinda can't help but wonder who would be into Mister Personality, though.

[deadlydoctor]

He says there's no one because he's not alive. He's clearly in denial about many things, I wonder why he's that dense sometimes.

[badboybikerbot]

Huh, what a depressing guy.

I couldn't tell ya. He's from the same place I am, but I'd never met him back home.

[deadlydoctor]

He is. [He really needs to get laid, in KO's opinion.]

Oh, you don't know what you are missing. [All the sarcasm.] he works for the Police too, you will join them as well?

[badboybikerbot]

Ah, I'm sure he's a decent guy. Just needs to lighten up a bit.

But yeah, figure it's what I'm good at, might as well stick with it, y'know?

[deadlydoctor]

I've met a lot on not decent mechs, he's not even part of the ten top list. However, he still needs to live a little.

If you are sure that's a good idea.

[badboybikerbot]

Eh. He'll figure it out.

It might be, it might not be. I'm not really known for my good ideas, but we'll see how it goes.

[deadlydoctor]

Sometimes not good ideas are a lot of fun. [He doubts that's the case with the Police Force but eh, he's not going to judge.]

[badboybikerbot]

You know what, I can't argue with that. So long as they don't end up with someone being on fire, anyway.

[Pshh fuck the police]

[deadlydoctor]

Don't worry, if someone dies they will be back after a week.

Probably.

[Yeah.]

[badboybikerbot]

You mean repaired? Seein' as most people around here seem to be robots and all.

[deadlydoctor]

Yes, they will wake up all fixed. It's our home planet, it seems to attract more cybertronians than organics.

[badboybikerbot]

Yeah, I noticed. I gotta admit, it's a little weird comin' from a planet that's predominantly organics to a place run by machines.