Video~!

[0perator]

[Why hello yes that is an Alia wearing a face-eating pair of heart-shaped shutter shades and a very glittery pink feather boa. She grins into the video feed.]

Greetings, Haven!

[The feed pans out to take in Knock Out as well, red paintjob shinning red even more than usual for the occasion. He has some v-cards on his hand and a mischievous grin on his face. Alia waves.]

Valentine's Day is coming up, and for all the people who will be missing the festivities this year, Knock Out and I have scienced [shut up that is a verb now] a perfect solution for all your romance needs! We have perfected a one hundred and twenty percent accurate matchmaking algorithm, perfect for bringing some interest and excitement into your love life!

Now, if you're not up on your Earth cultural traditions, don't sweat! We have you covered!

[Knock Out nods and then chimes in.] Now, what’s that entire Valentine’s nonsense about, you might wonder? Valentine’s a human mating festivity that mixes different courting techniques. One of the most common ones is the exchange of little notes with romantics statements.

[Knock Out clears his throat and starts to read some of the cards. To help everybody to get into the spirit of valentine day, Alia and Knock Out left one v-card in front of everyone's room door. In fact, just to get into the real spirit of the holiday, all the v-cards conveniently sport the forged signatures of random people around Haven the best match according to that very scientific matchmaking algorithm. Feel free to find yours and thank them.]

Enjoy all that love in the air! 'Cause if you can't get laid on Valentine's Day, the other three hundred and sixty four days aren't looking too good either.

Comments

[deadlydoctor]

You need to move on, Dead End.

[dinnerdate]

I have!

[deadlydoctor]

[...oh?]

Really? How so?

[dinnerdate]

I, uh... just. Have.

[deadlydoctor]

But alone or...?

[dinnerdate]

Alone.

[deadlydoctor]

That might be good for a change.

Do you want to go to the bar? I will fill you up on what happened here this last weeks.

[dinnerdate]

[He's completely lying, but hey, it worked. Small victories. Nothing could possibly go wrong... Everything is going to go wrong.]

I... Sure.

[deadlydoctor]

[Oh Dead En, how little you know about Knock Out. He will ask you again once you are wasted.]

Perfect. I'll see you there.

[dinnerdate]

[Primus help him.]

Right. I'll make your favorite drink.

[deadlydoctor]

[Too late for that.]

You are too nice, Dead End. [He's actually surprised by the offer.] Thank you.

[dinnerdate]

[He's a bartender. Making favorite drinks is what he does.]

Don't mention it.

[deadlydoctor]

[Yeah but Knock out's not so used to nice gesture, even if Dead End likes to do that.]

Ok. Don't be late.

[And with that, the video goes lack.]