Video~!

[0perator]

[Why hello yes that is an Alia wearing a face-eating pair of heart-shaped shutter shades and a very glittery pink feather boa. She grins into the video feed.]

Greetings, Haven!

[The feed pans out to take in Knock Out as well, red paintjob shinning red even more than usual for the occasion. He has some v-cards on his hand and a mischievous grin on his face. Alia waves.]

Valentine's Day is coming up, and for all the people who will be missing the festivities this year, Knock Out and I have scienced [shut up that is a verb now] a perfect solution for all your romance needs! We have perfected a one hundred and twenty percent accurate matchmaking algorithm, perfect for bringing some interest and excitement into your love life!

Now, if you're not up on your Earth cultural traditions, don't sweat! We have you covered!

[Knock Out nods and then chimes in.] Now, what’s that entire Valentine’s nonsense about, you might wonder? Valentine’s a human mating festivity that mixes different courting techniques. One of the most common ones is the exchange of little notes with romantics statements.

[Knock Out clears his throat and starts to read some of the cards. To help everybody to get into the spirit of valentine day, Alia and Knock Out left one v-card in front of everyone's room door. In fact, just to get into the real spirit of the holiday, all the v-cards conveniently sport the forged signatures of random people around Haven the best match according to that very scientific matchmaking algorithm. Feel free to find yours and thank them.]

Enjoy all that love in the air! 'Cause if you can't get laid on Valentine's Day, the other three hundred and sixty four days aren't looking too good either.

Comments

[primest]

I don't complain.

[HUFF.]

[deadlydoctor]

[He's giving Sentinel the most incredulous face he can make.]

[primest]

[WHAAAT.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Scoff.]

Please you would even complain about air if you had to breath.

[primest]

Hey, some of it on Earth was disgustingly polluted.

[FLIPPANT HAND WAVE.

..wait.]

[deadlydoctor]

That is true.

[8D

Grinning now.]

[primest]

See?

[YEAH THE IRONY WENT RIGHT OVER HIS HEAD.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Sentinel, my god.]

Sometimes I think you are a lost case, my friend.

[primest]

I'm almost offended.

[deadlydoctor]

But only 'almost'.

[primest]

I dunno, maybe if I gave more than a fraction of a frag about you that might've had some effect.

[the joke is sentinel caring about ANYONE other than himself.]

[deadlydoctor]

You are breaking my spark here, sentinel. Breaking it.

[Same with KO.]

[primest]

I'm amazed there isn't just a lump of coal in your chamber.

[#REKT.]

[deadlydoctor]

Why would that be there, uh?

[Har har >B/]

[primest]

You're an aft.

[deadlydoctor]

Takes one to know one. [Maturity, ohhhh.]

is he wearing lipstick in that icon omfg

[primest]

[you win a lineface slow clap.]

idshfsidf no that's his half open mouth XD

[deadlydoctor]

[Success!

KO. 1

Sentinel: -5000]