Video~!

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[Why hello yes that is an Alia wearing a face-eating pair of heart-shaped shutter shades and a very glittery pink feather boa. She grins into the video feed.]

Greetings, Haven!

[The feed pans out to take in Knock Out as well, red paintjob shinning red even more than usual for the occasion. He has some v-cards on his hand and a mischievous grin on his face. Alia waves.]

Valentine's Day is coming up, and for all the people who will be missing the festivities this year, Knock Out and I have scienced [shut up that is a verb now] a perfect solution for all your romance needs! We have perfected a one hundred and twenty percent accurate matchmaking algorithm, perfect for bringing some interest and excitement into your love life!

Now, if you're not up on your Earth cultural traditions, don't sweat! We have you covered!

[Knock Out nods and then chimes in.] Now, what’s that entire Valentine’s nonsense about, you might wonder? Valentine’s a human mating festivity that mixes different courting techniques. One of the most common ones is the exchange of little notes with romantics statements.

[Knock Out clears his throat and starts to read some of the cards. To help everybody to get into the spirit of valentine day, Alia and Knock Out left one v-card in front of everyone's room door. In fact, just to get into the real spirit of the holiday, all the v-cards conveniently sport the forged signatures of random people around Haven the best match according to that very scientific matchmaking algorithm. Feel free to find yours and thank them.]

Enjoy all that love in the air! 'Cause if you can't get laid on Valentine's Day, the other three hundred and sixty four days aren't looking too good either.

Comments

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[deadlydoctor]

Well you know what I mean. The arrogant one.

You are the special one~

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[loyalflier]

A-ah...

[ feeling uncomfortable~ ]

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[deadlydoctor]

You really aren't used to compliments. What a shame.

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[loyalflier]

I receive them plenty - when they are warranted.

[ and not flirty. ]

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[deadlydoctor]

But mines are totally warranted, Starscream.

[Sorry, forever flirty. Let him shower you with praise.]

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[loyalflier]

I haven't done anything yet.

[ so how can they be warranted? ]

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[deadlydoctor]

Exactly!

You haven't tried to boss people around, kill anybody or defeat Megatron.

[That deserves praise in his opinion, considering that you are named Starscream.]

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[loyalflier]

Why would I do any of those things?

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[deadlydoctor]

You haven't meet the opposite you, right? The Starscream that exist in my world and the one we have here behave like that.

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[loyalflier]

I spoke with him briefly...

[ but only briefly and sorry, KO. this is just not something that is likely to compute at the moment. ]

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[deadlydoctor]

I suggest not to do it again. I guess it must be really odd to meet your other self.

Many people here seems to have doubles in other universes. Except me, that's it. [It's really weird. Knock Out must really be one of a kind.]

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[loyalflier]

I have been warned about speaking to other Decepticons...

[ by Cliffjumper, of course. that guy doesn't trust them even if he's been with a set of Decepticons. weirdo. ]

Perhaps you are simply... Unique.

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[deadlydoctor]

They can be rather hard to deal with. [Doesn't Knock Out know that well...

There's a smile.] For better or worse.

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[loyalflier]

I've met a few who seem decent enough.

[ and maybe one ex-Con, but the jury is still out on that. ]

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[deadlydoctor]

There's always a few, thankfully.

[Oh, is that so~]