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[letmefixyou]

[that sure is ratchet spattered with blue energon! obsevant viewers may note it has a slightly green tint. his right shoulder is also very clearly broken, the torn metal sparking and leaking sickly looking yellow/green energon.]

For a police force, you people have a stupidly low presence around this place.

[he kicks something off screen, making a loud clang.]

The Solian medbay will be without the other Ratchet for a while. Consider this a lesson in impulse control.

[click.]

((ooc: replies will come from both medics, although sg ratchet's will be somewhat sparse due to trying to get as far away as possible. assume they're coming from the separate devices as sg would've fled the scene immediately after making the broadcast. tfp ratchet would've also sent a distress signal during the video for anyone that wants to save him!))

Comments

[Video]

[cliffjumper]

Like you'd fraggin' care. Or are ya gonna 'fess up to what actually happened, the complete story?

[Arch stare. Having issues there, Ratchet?]

Re: [Video]

[letmefixyou]

[NO HE'S FINE.]

Why would I just let someone punch me without doing something about it?

[Video]

[cliffjumper]

Ever heard of duckin'? [Not that... Cliffjumper would just duck either, but you know.]

'Sides, he's gotta have a reason to attack ya, even if I wouldn't need it, so like slag it was 'completely unprovoked. [verbal air quotes all up in here.]

Re: [Video] WOW SORRY FOR LATE

[letmefixyou]

I think he was just acting on a preconceived notion of me being dangerous.

Can't imagine why.

[Video] THAT'S OKAY

[cliffjumper]

Yeah, I don't have the smeltin' faintest where he'd get such an idea from. Or could it have something to do with openin' up an acolyte or two like a slaggin' tin can and rootin' around, the moment ya appeared here?

[The sarcasm is strong in this one.]

Re: [Video]

[letmefixyou]

[it's ok cliff, ratchet was being sarcastic as well. he's crazy; not stupid.]

I can't believe you people are still bothered about that.

[Video]

[cliffjumper]

[Cliffjumper just snorts violently.]

I know what to expect from you, now, a lot of people here don't. So even if they're just drones I don't think it's particularly odd they got properly fraggin' horrified.

Re: [Video]

[letmefixyou]

And yet most of them have supposedly been to war.

How pathetic.

[Video]

[cliffjumper]

And yet most of us, don't senselessly fraggin' torture and kill prisoners of war for no reason and on trumped-up charges, or give people 'upgrades' they don't want or got any use for or... well, a lot of slaggin' things!

Re: [Video]

[letmefixyou]

You should take up activism. Your voice is quite annoying!

[guess how much of that he listened to.]

[Video]

[cliffjumper]

[None of it. >8V Cliffjumper huffs, a snarl underlaying the static.]

Yeah, I think I did since I ended up joinin' the Decepticons and not stupidly goin' back to your madhouse.

Re: [Video]

[letmefixyou]

[the fact cliff hasn't just hung up on him is exactly why ratchet likes him. SO EASY.]

That's one way of looking at it.

[Video]

[cliffjumper]

[Stubborn and persistent!]

The only way to fraggin' well look at it. I might've ignored the first few things, but I wasn't gonna ignore Rumble's execution.

Re: [Video]

[letmefixyou]

If you say so.

[he's bored. you bore him, cliff.]

[Video]

[cliffjumper]

Yeah, I do.

Enjoy prison.

[You won't have to be bored any longer, Ratchet, he just disconnected the call!]