[Private to Shadowmaru, Kagerou, and Gunmax]

[kungfugeek]

 [Because this is something that's far too important to consider waiting on.]


Oi! Losers! 



We're going golfing.



[Always a bot of few words, aren't you. Few...demanding words.]

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[thxforthememories]

... We're what?

[kungfugeek]

Golfing!


You know, that thing you're terrible at.

[thxforthememories]

You mean the thing where I hit you in the face?

[kungfugeek]

Yeah, that's why you're awful at it.


[Wrong dense object, Kagerou.]

So, you in?

[thxforthememories]

It was one time.

...

I did say I would try again, didn't I?

[kungfugeek]

More like the only time. That's 100%.

...


[But a smile creeps across his face, those eyes practically dancing.]

You did, Kagebird.

[thxforthememories]

It doesn't work like that!

... Fine, then. Only us, again?

[kungfugeek]

[There's a slight handwave. Details, details.]


Nah, bringing your second half and Gunmax.

[thxforthememories]

My... my what?

[ahksdjfdsjk PJ WHY.]

[kungfugeek]

Your other half.


Why?


[More like why not.]

[thxforthememories]

Why are you calling him that?

[kungfugeek]

...That's what you are, isn't it?

[He holds up two fingers, wiggling them.]


Two halves of a whole.

[thxforthememories]

But that's what you call... couples.

Isn't it?

[kungfugeek]

Yes.



What's your question.

[thxforthememories]

Why are you calling us a couple?

[kungfugeek]

I thought it was obvious, the way you two talk about each other.

[thxforthememories]

It...

No, we're not. It's not like that.

[I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM STOP SAYING WORDS.]

[kungfugeek]

...Really?

[Because it's remarkably homo for something that's a just-friends type deal, okay.]

[thxforthememories]

He's my friend.

[Don't say more where Shadowmaru can see okay.]

[kungfugeek]

Well yeah, but I thought--


[No seriously, he was so sure on this. Now you're making him think things]

[thxforthememories]

You thought... what?

[No, PJ, stop thinking, it's bad for you.]

[kungfugeek]

...Nnnnevermind.


I've...got some thinking to do.

[thxforthememories]

What do you mean... thinking...?

[kungfugeek]

Nevermind. I'll stop talking now.

[thxforthememories]

All... right.

Where do we meet you?