[Private to Shadowmaru, Kagerou, and Gunmax]

[kungfugeek]

 [Because this is something that's far too important to consider waiting on.]


Oi! Losers! 



We're going golfing.



[Always a bot of few words, aren't you. Few...demanding words.]

Comments

[thxforthememories]

... We're what?

[kungfugeek]

Golfing!


You know, that thing you're terrible at.

[thxforthememories]

You mean the thing where I hit you in the face?

[kungfugeek]

Yeah, that's why you're awful at it.


[Wrong dense object, Kagerou.]

So, you in?

[thxforthememories]

It was one time.

...

I did say I would try again, didn't I?

[kungfugeek]

More like the only time. That's 100%.

...


[But a smile creeps across his face, those eyes practically dancing.]

You did, Kagebird.

[thxforthememories]

It doesn't work like that!

... Fine, then. Only us, again?

[loborobo]

Why?

[kungfugeek]

You got any other plans, Mr. Ninja?

[loborobo]

Well no but.

Why golf?

[kungfugeek]

Didn't anyone tell you? I built a course in Nexus's quadrant!

[loborobo]

Again.

Why? You don't play golf!

[kungfugeek]

C'mon, Mr. Ninja. Anyone can play golf!

[He's totally lying. Kagerou can't play golf if his life depended on it.]

It's a good way to loosen up around here.

[badboybikerbot]

...No.

[Yeah. No.]

[kungfugeek]

...Okay good, meet met at Nexus's Quadrant.


[No means yes, okay.]

[badboybikerbot]

Power Joe.

I don't think you're paying attention.

I said "no". You do know what "no" means, right?

[kungfugeek]

I heard you, Mr. Biker.

I just like my answer better.

[badboybikerbot]

Well your answer is wrong.

Seriously, golf? You're better off taking McCrane, he lives for boring shit.

[kungfugeek]

Idiot, McCrane's doing all that head-of-Police-HQ paperwork. If I take HIM along, who do you think they're gonna shrug it off on?

[Prowl.]

You.

pst PJ

[badboybikerbot]

So.

Kagerou and Shadowmaru, huh.

That's uh. That's a thing that's happening. Right now. Where we can see it.

[kungfugeek]

I am not a dork.

Yeah...you'd think they'd both learn to lock it, huh.



Surprise, apparently there's nothing going on between em. You know, if I believed em.

[badboybikerbot]

You are a dork.

Considering they're both ninjas, I figured keeping things hidden would be like, some kind of natural talent.

They're ridiculous. They're absolutely ridiculous.

[kungfugeek]

Idiots, if you ask me.

But you see it, right? I'm not the crazy one here?



[Well there's plenty of other reasons for people to think that, but not for this specific one.]

[badboybikerbot]

Oh, I see it. That stupid wager you made is starting to make sense.

[kungfugeek]

See? I put some thought behind it!

[He taps his helm with his finger, flashing a smirk.]

There's reasons we have to win other than avoiding kissing your ugly mug.