[Private to Shadowmaru, Kagerou, and Gunmax]

[kungfugeek]

 [Because this is something that's far too important to consider waiting on.]


Oi! Losers! 



We're going golfing.



[Always a bot of few words, aren't you. Few...demanding words.]

Comments

[thxforthememories]

... Then don't hit him hard.

[badboybikerbot]

I'll try not to leave a dent.

[thxforthememories]

Thank you.

[badboybikerbot]

[What the hell just happened]

...Yeah.

Well, good luck, I guess.

[thxforthememories]

[He just doesn't want you guys beating the shit out of each other, okay.]

Don't flick his headpieces if you do kiss him. He hates that.

[badboybikerbot]

[JESUSSSSSS]

We're not gonna lose, so that won't be an issue!

Wait, he hates that? I'm gonna have to remember that.

[thxforthememories]

Right. Of course not.

... he did when I did it to him.

[When he'd been crazy anyway.]

[badboybikerbot]

I'm gonna pull those stupid things right off his head if he so much as looks at me funny.

[thxforthememories]

Don't hurt him.

[badboybikerbot]

We'll just weld 'em back on, no big deal.

oh my god i'm so sorry i keep doing this

[thxforthememories]

Fine then. You can explain to McCrane and Deckerd why his fins are missing.

I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE

[badboybikerbot]

What're they gonna do, whine at me?

[thxforthememories]

I don't think they'll do anything to you.

[You just get to see McCrane die a little inside when he sees his bro hurt.]

But I don't think one of them, at least, needs more stress from our foolishness.

[badboybikerbot]

Tch. Fine, fine.

[goddamn kagerou being all responsible and shit]

What'd ya mean one of them?

[thxforthememories]

[He tries.]

... McCrane has been here longer than any of us. He's... been through more.

[badboybikerbot]

Like what?

[thxforthememories]

Viruses. Injury. Death. He's lost ... us. The BP units here, several times. Prowl keeps undermining his confidence.

... he's almost as self-conscious as I am, now.

[badboybikerbot]

[holy fuck Kagerou nobody should be as self conscious as YOU]

Prowl does? I'll keep that in mind.

[And probably do something really stupid with this information.]

[thxforthememories]

... He's dangerous.

[I'M WARNING YOU BOY.]

[badboybikerbot]

Ninety percent of the population is dangerous.

[AIN'T GIVE A SHIT]

[thxforthememories]

...

Just be careful.

[badboybikerbot]

It's fine, it's fine. Nothin's gonna happen.

[thxforthememories]

Mm.

I hope not.

[badboybikerbot]

Just worry about how Power Joe'n I are gonna golf you into next week.

[thxforthememories]

...

As you wish.