[Private to Shadowmaru, Kagerou, and Gunmax]

[kungfugeek]

 [Because this is something that's far too important to consider waiting on.]


Oi! Losers! 



We're going golfing.



[Always a bot of few words, aren't you. Few...demanding words.]

Comments

[thxforthememories]

I...

["OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD"]

I don't know what it is. Except...

Anything with you is fine. I'm sure it will be to, if we don't win.

[That's true, at least.]

[loborobo]

McCrane was kissed once.

I... hear they're pleasant at least.

[thxforthememories]

... He never mentioned that before.

[OH LOOK A CONVENIENT SUBJECT CHANGE, LET'S TALK ABOUT MCCRANE NOT KISSING EACH OTHER.]

[loborobo]

Well it was his first kiss! I bet he was really sensitive about it.

Even if we do have to kiss. I wouldn't mind it. With you and all.

[thxforthememories]

He tells me other sensitive things.

[No, he thought he'd avoided that subject dammit Shadowmaru.]

I... I guess we'll see what happens.

[That's a safe answer, right?]

[loborobo]

...Would you prefer your first kiss to be with someone else?

I mean. We didn't exactly say how we were supposed to kiss...

[thxforthememories]

I --

No!

[He just plain blurts it out before he can even try to school his expression or tone.]

[loborobo]

Then why are you acting like this?!

[thxforthememories]

Because kissing shouldn't be used as punishment.

[Well, that's part of it, at least.]

[loborobo]

I don't think of it as a punishment.

It's just all in good fun, Kagerou.

[thxforthememories]

Ah... that makes sense.

[Stay calm. Keep your tone even.]

I should think of it that way, too, then.

[Not here]

[kungfugeek]

[Conceal don't feel


Don't let them knowwwww

Well now they knowwwwwwwww


Robots, kiss
Robots, kiss
even the assholes are taking betsss
Robots, kiss
Robots, kiss
this is as real as it can getttt

No one careesss
that you're gay as hell

Just do it right now
Seriously just get right on with it.]

[Not here]

[thxforthememories]

[ PTERODACTYL SCREECH ]

[DEFINITELY NOT HERE]

[fractalize]

[ EXCUSE YOU ]

[VERY DEFINITELY NOT HERE]

[kungfugeek]

[Please don't sue him, Elsa.]

[INFINITELY NOT HERE]

[fractalize]

[ ONLY IF SHE'S ALLOWED IN THE BETTING POOL ]

[ASTRONOMICALLY NOT HERE]

[kungfugeek]

[Deal I'll have my people contact your people and we'll work out something.]

[loborobo]

I... Yeah.

We'll just do that then.

[Annnnnd awkward silence.]

[thxforthememories]

... I've upset you.

Haven't I?

[loborobo]

No, it's alright. Really.

[Shadowmaru offers a smile.]

Either way, I'm sure we'll have fun playing golf.

[thxforthememories]

[Well, now he's sure he's done something wrong, but there's no reason not to pretend everything is fine.]

[... Because that's healthy, right?]

I'm sure we will, yes.