[Private to Shadowmaru, Kagerou, and Gunmax]

[kungfugeek]

 [Because this is something that's far too important to consider waiting on.]


Oi! Losers! 



We're going golfing.



[Always a bot of few words, aren't you. Few...demanding words.]

Comments

pst PJ

[badboybikerbot]

So.

Kagerou and Shadowmaru, huh.

That's uh. That's a thing that's happening. Right now. Where we can see it.

[kungfugeek]

I am not a dork.

Yeah...you'd think they'd both learn to lock it, huh.



Surprise, apparently there's nothing going on between em. You know, if I believed em.

[badboybikerbot]

You are a dork.

Considering they're both ninjas, I figured keeping things hidden would be like, some kind of natural talent.

They're ridiculous. They're absolutely ridiculous.

[kungfugeek]

Idiots, if you ask me.

But you see it, right? I'm not the crazy one here?



[Well there's plenty of other reasons for people to think that, but not for this specific one.]

[badboybikerbot]

Oh, I see it. That stupid wager you made is starting to make sense.

[kungfugeek]

See? I put some thought behind it!

[He taps his helm with his finger, flashing a smirk.]

There's reasons we have to win other than avoiding kissing your ugly mug.

[badboybikerbot]

You're trying to play match maker now. This is stupid. I hate that I'm a part of this.

[kungfugeek]

I am saving us a huge headache later on, okay?


Unless you want to deal with this further down the line, you'll put up with it.

[badboybikerbot]

Yeah okay whatever, but why'd you have to drag me into this crap!?

[kungfugeek]

...Because I needed a golf partner.

[badboybikerbot]

And I was your first choice?

[kungfugeek]

. . .




After McCrane.

[badboybikerbot]

And he said no, I'm guessin'.

[kungfugeek]

I...didn't exactly ask him. He's got a lot on his plate, okay?


You're runner up.

[badboybikerbot]

I keep hearin' that a lot. Guy needs to learn to take it easy.

[kungfugeek]

Yeah, took control of the whole Police HQ until more showed up.


He's pretty big news.

[badboybikerbot]

Whoo. That's gotta be good for the ol' stress levels.

[kungfugeek]

Tell me about it. He doesn't need birdbrain or us mucking it up.

[badboybikerbot]

Waddya mean us. I'm not the one mucking things up.

[kungfugeek]

Yeah right.

You get what I mean!

[badboybikerbot]

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Anyway, when is this whole golf thing even going down?

[kungfugeek]

How about in a week? It'll give you time to practice. Heck, I'll even lend you a club.


That's how nice I am.

[badboybikerbot]

A week, sure. I'll squeeze it into my schedule.

Nice isn't the word I'd use.

[kungfugeek]

...


Yeah, what word would you use, then?

[badboybikerbot]

Use your imagination.