AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Ugh, it's always handcuffs!

Someone come and get me out of these things; Blurr slapped some kind of cuffs on me and I can't even move now.

What a pain!

Comments

voice;

[engrishdetective]

Blurr's sort of a freak of speed, in case you never noticed.

[He really wasn't expecting to be thanked, to be totally honest.]

Uh. You're... fine, you're welcome. Or something.

[SOB.]

Yeah, whenever I can move again.

voice;

[thxforthememories]

I haven't. I only noticed he spoke quickly. And a lot.

[Then again, by comparison, a rock speaks more than Kagerou on a good day.]

[Be grateful, Gunmax, he's not going to push the gratitude thing anymore.]

... Then when you can move, I'll be in the medbay still, I assume.

voice;

[engrishdetective]

Well, he's also stupidly fast. There's no way I could out-maneuver him.

Sure. I'll bring 'em over then.

voice;

[thxforthememories]

You would have to be more stealthy, then, if you wanted to get around him. If he can't sense you, he won't catch you.

...

Thank you.

voice;

[engrishdetective]

So in other words, you.




Mm.

voice;

[thxforthememories]

...

Or Shadowmaru, yes.

[Silence.]

I do owe you a favor by now, don't I?

voice;

[engrishdetective]

[Shadowmaru isn't here, but he won't make the obvious statement. It'll hurt them both.]

Hmm, now that you mention it, I suppose you do.

voice;

[thxforthememories]

And... I'm not police. Am I?

[He saw your chat with your boyfriend Deckerd down there.]

voice;

[engrishdetective]

...You might as well be, but you're whatever you want to be. What about it?

[OH MY GOD NO.]

voice;

[thxforthememories]

But I'm not. I was never meant to be.

...

When I can leave this repair bay. Tell me what you want.

voice;

[engrishdetective]

I wasn't supposed to be, either. Funny how that works.

That's sort of a broad request, but all right.

voice;

[thxforthememories]

Your situation and mine can't be similar.

You know what I mean.

voice;

[engrishdetective]

The similarities end at "we weren't meant to be". I ended up with the Brave Police anyway.

Just giving you a hard time, shinewbie.

voice;

[thxforthememories]

... And I didn't. Isn't that right?

Regardless. What I said... it still stands.

voice;

[engrishdetective]

You still could, if you wanted. Deckerd wouldn't turn you away, and neither would Boss.

Right, right.

voice;

[thxforthememories]

And they speak for everyone? What they decide... goes for the rest of you?

voice;

[engrishdetective]

Boss is our boss, duh. Of course.

voice;

[thxforthememories]

So it's that simple.

[ugh just. This isn't making sense. Why is he being offered this if -- if he isn't trusted. If they already have their stealth model.]

[If he's already friends with them all.]

You're so confusing.

voice;

[engrishdetective]

You're not the only one who thinks so, if it helps.

voice;

[thxforthememories]

It doesn't.

... when you're able. The briefcase, please.

[Just. Going to quietly end the call. Before this gets any more confusing.]