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[arnhaid]

So uh... hate t'be a bother and everythin', but...

[He holds up a fist, and, quite literally, proceeds to bash it against a wall. Hard. And, given it's Ironhide, something should be damaged. Granted, it's his fist versus a wall, but...]

[Not so much as a single scrape or even a chip appears on Ironhide's hand. He might as well be mashing it into a bucket of water for all the effect it has on him. He doesn't even flinch, either.]

[After a good minute or two of repeatedly punching the wall with what appears to be all his strength, the big soldier subsides.]

I know I'm tough, but... Primus, even for me, this ain't right. I can't transform either. Not even a little bit.

[What is a "little bit" of a transformation, Ironhide.]

Anybody else suddenly got somethin' weird going on?

Comments

Re: audio

[primest]

Uh huh. Well done.

So, what, you're just impervious to idiocy now?

[sentinel if that was true ironhide would not be able to have this conversation.]

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[arnhaid]

Yeah, sure, let's focus on what I did to find out. And not why this scrap is happenin'.

Re: audio

[primest]

Uh, apart from it probably being Unicron? Hello, have you been around for anything going wrong around here before?

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[arnhaid]

If it felt like that, I'd have said it. Instead of wonderin' what just happened.

Re: audio

[primest]

Alright.

I'm going to assume you would've also made it clear if you'd touched, ingested, looked at or been in the presence of anything abnormal. Like that Pillar that was around for a while.

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[arnhaid]

Yeah. I ain't stupid.

Re: audio

[primest]

[SNORT.]

Anything else apart from being unable to hurt yourself?

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[arnhaid]

I already said what else there was.

Re: audio

[primest]

Is there anything wrong with your t-cog?

Let's get all the painfully obvious questions out the way first.

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[arnhaid]

Y'seriously think I'd forget t'say if it was?

I ain't wastin' peoples' time for no reason.

Re: audio

[primest]

Hey, you're not the one who'll have to document all this for the police records or whatever.

[duty game strong.]

You're just making my job easier by giving such concise answers.

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[arnhaid]

The scrap do I gotta do that for?

If I had concise answers, I'd give 'em! I'm not bein' vague by choice, here!

Re: audio

[primest]

You're not the one.

[it's a slightly compulsive habit of his, okay!!!]

Alright, alright. Go get a systems scan from a medic.

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[arnhaid]

Then why'd you go and say like I was?

I'm lookin' for one.

Re: audio

[primest]

Maybe I'm distracted.

[with a mirror or something.]

You don't seem to be trying very hard.

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[arnhaid]

Just 'cause you're wastin' my time over here doesn't mean I'm not workin' elsewhere to find something.