arnhaid: (Are you speaking words?)
Ironhide ([personal profile] arnhaid) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2014-03-20 05:12 pm
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So uh... hate t'be a bother and everythin', but...

[He holds up a fist, and, quite literally, proceeds to bash it against a wall. Hard. And, given it's Ironhide, something should be damaged. Granted, it's his fist versus a wall, but...]

[Not so much as a single scrape or even a chip appears on Ironhide's hand. He might as well be mashing it into a bucket of water for all the effect it has on him. He doesn't even flinch, either.]

[After a good minute or two of repeatedly punching the wall with what appears to be all his strength, the big soldier subsides.]


I know I'm tough, but... Primus, even for me, this ain't right. I can't transform either. Not even a little bit.

[What is a "little bit" of a transformation, Ironhide.]

Anybody else suddenly got somethin' weird going on?
badboybikerbot: (down the HATCH)

[personal profile] badboybikerbot 2014-03-28 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Been in service around a year, give or take a few months.
badboybikerbot: (HMMMMM)

[personal profile] badboybikerbot 2014-03-28 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Probably goin' on two, come to think of it.

Why?
badboybikerbot: (emperor out)

[personal profile] badboybikerbot 2014-03-28 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Uh huh.

We weren't built to stand around and look pretty, y'know. We had work to do. Getting shot at builds character.

Or something.
badboybikerbot: (yeah well you're ugly)

[personal profile] badboybikerbot 2014-03-28 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
It's cool, Power Joe acts immature enough to make up for the rest of us.

[No Gunmax really has no room to talk but shhh]

Are young Cybertronians just not a thing or... what.
badboybikerbot: (fuck you i'm not pouting)

[personal profile] badboybikerbot 2014-03-28 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
How much older is a little older?

Well i get that, but you can't just build more or something?
badboybikerbot: (no service? fuck you too verizon.)

[personal profile] badboybikerbot 2014-03-28 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
I guess to a dinosaur like you, a couple thousand would seem like a little older.

[you are the worst teacher ever irondad]

Yeah, real informative there. I take it these sparks aren't something you can just make, right?
badboybikerbot: (wow baby not on the first date)

[personal profile] badboybikerbot 2014-03-28 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Don't see why there'd be one.

Ah! Right, that does make sense.
badboybikerbot: (booze? booze.)

[personal profile] badboybikerbot 2014-03-28 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Good to hear.

[Gunmax hadn't really given a shit about that stuff BUT HEY he appreciates people being cool]

How'd you guys manage to not go extinct if you can't really reproduce? Or are there just that many of you.
badboybikerbot: (yeah well you're ugly)

[personal profile] badboybikerbot 2014-03-28 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well no shit, you're like a billion years old. How do your brains even work? Probably can't just back memory up on a hard drive somewhere, huh.
badboybikerbot: (down the HATCH)

[personal profile] badboybikerbot 2014-03-28 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Close enough.

A thing, huh. I'm torn between doing the decent thing and keeping out of your business, and loading you up with high grade because deep down I'm a complete jerk.

Eh. I think I can be nice this time.
badboybikerbot: (booze? booze.)

[personal profile] badboybikerbot 2014-03-28 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? Sounds like a plan, big guy.
badboybikerbot: (just smile and nod)

[personal profile] badboybikerbot 2014-03-28 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome. I'll make sure to set aside some time for it.

[and by that he totally means he'll skip work like a responsible adult]