re_alignment | audio; 4/6 late night / early morning ish

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brave police: j-decker | kagerou

audio; 4/6 late night / early morning ish

[It's probably around midnight or so when the post pops up. Or close enough to it that the effects of the red energon have finally worn off. He can touch things now. He's no longer a ghost.]

[And... still considerably unsettled and upset by recent events. Enough to make the following statement:]

I ... I want to learn how to be drunk.

[Because that seems like a great idea. It always worked for his role models around here, after all.]

Someone. Show me how. I'll be grateful.

[And that's all he says. He'll be at the bar, an unhappy pile of metal and wings. Waiting.]

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I don't know which ones are the high grade.

In the bar. Ask for the high grade. Put the cube up to your mouth, then tilt it slowly to a 90 degree angle. Repeat until unconscious.

[he's just slightly bitter because this is pretty much all he did a few weeks ago and still feels a little bit shitty from it.]

Why are you so angry about it?

[No, bird it's "bitter", there's a difference.]

I'm not angry about anything. For the record, though, this is a terrible idea.

[gently deflects it onto kagerou instead....]

It's not as though I'm asking to hurt someone.

Developing a vice is harmful to yourself. Why'd you want to do this, anyway?

[he says, carefully stacking a small mountain of high grade in his room. the kettle is out today, alright.]

I don't want to develop anything. I just want to try.

Personal reasons.

Yeah, well. Your life. Whatever.

Uh huh. Energon related? [that's... that's a really good reason. he won't try to fault you for that.]

... Maybe.

[So very guarded right now oops.]

You know what, I take it back. Go to town!

[HAHA don't even mention knock out..........]

... What?

You mean that?

Look, if pink energon was involved, I'd even go as far to call this an appropriate response.

[Metaphorical ear perk!]

What was wrong with pink...?

Mmm, just the. Behavioral effects it had. I think we spoke about this before, after the Pillar. Things that change us. Really bad!

[trying to stay coherent....]

I know that! But what did pink do!

[HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

I'm not-- sure entirely! I got green, a few other people on the network got other colours-- why don't you ask someone who got it?

But... but you speak like you know something.

Please... whatever you know...

Well, the thing is-- I JUST REMEMBERED I LEFT MY DESK ON FIRE!

[HANGS UP AND LOCKS HIS ROOM DOOR]

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