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[thxforthememories]

[It's probably around midnight or so when the post pops up. Or close enough to it that the effects of the red energon have finally worn off. He can touch things now. He's no longer a ghost.]

[And... still considerably unsettled and upset by recent events. Enough to make the following statement:]

I ... I want to learn how to be drunk.

[Because that seems like a great idea. It always worked for his role models around here, after all.]

Someone. Show me how. I'll be grateful.

[And that's all he says. He'll be at the bar, an unhappy pile of metal and wings. Waiting.]

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[neededthat]

Kagerou?

What happened?

[deadlydoctor]

First you have to find a lot of cubes of high energon and then drink them until you can't see straight. Frankly, it's not something all that hard to accomplish.

I'm all in favor of new experiences but why do you want to do it?

[raceme]

I don't think that's a good idea.

Did something happen?

[loyalflier]

I was just entertaining the notion of going out myself...

[badboybikerbot]

Just drink that high grade stuff, right? There probably isn't any trick for getting drunk.

Ah, wait. I'm supposed to be responsible and ask why you want to get drunk, aren't I. What's up, pigeon?

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[primest]

Why would you need to learn to get overcharged? You mean, drag you back from the bar or whatever gutter you collapse in, right?

[learn??? to drink??????]

[nobody_number_8]

It's generally not that hard. Select intoxicating beverage, drink, repeat until you can't see straight enough to do so any more. 'Fraid I can't make any beverage selections though; not really sure what robots get drunk with.

Though before you get to the point of dancing around with a lampshade on your head, tell me: who all else was involved in this so I can point them to the bar if I see them so they can tell you you're being an idiot?

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[littlecrowgirl]

...Kagerou?

[Okay, so she might've given some bad advice. Or good advice that just went completely bad.

And boy does she feel guilty.]

I uh...well I can't drink just yet but...I can get some pretty sweet apple juice and join you.


It's...kinda the same thing!