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[There's a new face on the com link today. A woman with dark black hair that seems to have life on its own, blue skin and red eyes with a yellow sclera that stare at the screen with a piercing look, smile never faulting. She's beautiful in the same way a fire is beautiful. Get too close and you might not make it out alive.

She's floating on mid air at the top of Prima's tower, wispy smoke where her legs should be. Unlike other newcomers she listened to the basic explanations of the acolytes and then left to explore around the Haven and learn from herself.]

I suppose it was only a matter of time before such a thing as this came about the cosmos, an inter-dimensional portal malfunctioning, dragging us together.

[Doesn’t that alarm her in the slightest? No, not at all. She was bothered by the black marking on her arm but her annoyance didn't last long. Eris feels Unicron's presence in the planet, another chaos god, another destroyer, lurking around the corners of the weaker minds here...It makes her smile. It's not every day that she crosses paths with one of her own kind.]

Precious little mortal puppets, how I have missed interacting with you all. This place is the most beautiful chorus of anguish I've heard in a millennium. Insanity, destruction and strife, and all that without my help. Oh and most of you aren't humans, that’s even better. Who knows what you could do, there are so many possibilities…I’m going to like playing here.

I’m the Goddess of Chaos and Discord. You know me. You’ve seen my work before. You’ve most likely felt my power at some point in your life.

Call me Eris.

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Hi Deckard of the Haven Police. You are the law here?

[She gives him an amused look.] Do you ask all the girls you just met that? How forward.

I am one of the resident police officers, yes.

[The latter throws him, though he attempts to recover fairly quickly.]

Only the ones who seem like they intend to upset the peace.

[Sorry, she's definitely got him on witty comments.]

How many officers are out there? This must not be an easy job considering that most of you are from different dimensions. I am right?

[Too late, Deckard, she noticed that.]

Ow...so if If I am a bad girl you will arrest me? [You walked straight into that one.]

[He can't blush –he's not physically capable –but…there's still somehow a rather clear impression that if he could, he would be right now. He's frowning, but he's also a bit flustered, and no, he can't fully hide it.]

I would not be biased based on gender, if that's what you're asking, miss.

[Point for Eris then, that's excactly what she wanted. It's a pity that she can't see the blush but she will soon pick up on the signals and figure out how metal men show embarrassment.]

You are too precious. Gender is a relative thing, though, specially for shapeshifters. What about you?

. . . what about me?

[Eris, what are you asking, exactly? ~~And does he really want to know…~~]

What gender are you.

[Important things! ~~he will figure it out eventually~~.]

Do metal men have also have metal di...[Deckard, you probably want to interrupt her before she finishes that sentence.]

((ooc: Granted, it's a little overstated for this, but it's the best I've got. XD))

E-excuse me!? Miss Eris, I don't-

[Calm the fuck down, Deckard. She's pushing like that on purpose. And you're playing right into it.]

[BUT TOTALLY CRACKING THE FUCK UP AT DECKARD'S EXPENSE WHEREVER HE IS]

[Wait what why is this an issue aren't they boys?? DOES HE HAVE TO TALK TO PJ ABOUT THIS.]

No, no, birdy, talk to Deckard, he'll almost certainly give you a better answer. o.o MAYBE

[ARE YOU REALLY?

Don't worry Kagerou, Eris can make a real man out of you.]

Ma'am, I think the best response to that is that I . . . well, "present as male". A robot doesn't properly have a gender, in that we don't . . . ah . . . reproduce the way living being do. But humans think in terms of male and female, so anything humanoid that they build tends also to fall into being considered one or the other - through body shapes, vocal tones, mannerisms, and the like. I don't technically have a gender, but I think of myself, and others think of me, as male.

That, by the way, only applies to myself and the rest of my team who were designed and built on Earth. The natives here, the Cybertronians, you would have to ask them how they differentiate.

Long story short...you don't have reproductive organs.

Would you like some?
[She's only making things worse, isn't she?]

[That . . . gets another deer-in-the-headlights STARE for just a moment.]

Ah . . .

. . .

. . .n-no . . . ?

I probably shouldn't ask, but . . . can you even do that?

[That look is worth being dragged her against her will. Oh she will have so much fun in this place.]

No? Are you sure? To live your life fully you must to try new things.

Maybe I can.

["…must try new things." –in a twisted sort of way, it makes him think of what Yuuta might say, about new experiences. ~~DECKARD, NO.~~]

Ah . . . let me think about it. Thank you for the offer, at least.

[See! That Yuuta-person was right. ~~Nevermind that he was a little kid with good intentions and not a mischievous goddess of chaos~~.]

Take all the time you need. Just call me once you decide something.

Or call me anytime you want, really.

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