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[chaosgoddess]

[There's a new face on the com link today. A woman with dark black hair that seems to have life on its own, blue skin and red eyes with a yellow sclera that stare at the screen with a piercing look, smile never faulting. She's beautiful in the same way a fire is beautiful. Get too close and you might not make it out alive.

She's floating on mid air at the top of Prima's tower, wispy smoke where her legs should be. Unlike other newcomers she listened to the basic explanations of the acolytes and then left to explore around the Haven and learn from herself.]

I suppose it was only a matter of time before such a thing as this came about the cosmos, an inter-dimensional portal malfunctioning, dragging us together.

[Doesn’t that alarm her in the slightest? No, not at all. She was bothered by the black marking on her arm but her annoyance didn't last long. Eris feels Unicron's presence in the planet, another chaos god, another destroyer, lurking around the corners of the weaker minds here...It makes her smile. It's not every day that she crosses paths with one of her own kind.]

Precious little mortal puppets, how I have missed interacting with you all. This place is the most beautiful chorus of anguish I've heard in a millennium. Insanity, destruction and strife, and all that without my help. Oh and most of you aren't humans, that’s even better. Who knows what you could do, there are so many possibilities…I’m going to like playing here.

I’m the Goddess of Chaos and Discord. You know me. You’ve seen my work before. You’ve most likely felt my power at some point in your life.

Call me Eris.

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[thankyou4myheart]

[Oh, he is SO not liking the sound of her. He likes the look even less - smoke for legs, just floating, WTF??]

Call me Deckard, with the Haven Police. May I ask what your intentions here are?

[She's not actually /done/ anything yet, and maybe she just likes scare tactics, but he feels the need to establish a few things up front.]

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[chaosgoddess]

Hi Deckard of the Haven Police. You are the law here?

[She gives him an amused look.] Do you ask all the girls you just met that? How forward.

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[thankyou4myheart]

I am one of the resident police officers, yes.

  [The latter throws him, though he attempts to recover fairly quickly.]

  Only the ones who seem like they intend to upset the peace.

  [Sorry, she's definitely got him on witty comments.]

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

Hn. You can cut the theatrics. No one is impressed.

[Video]

[chaosgoddess]

And we have a grumpy one. Nice to meet you too.

You don't believe me, I take it? Strange, the floating and blue skin usual convinces people.

[Video]

[im_wavin]

[have a white robojaguar waving]

O Hai! I'm Ravage! I don't think I heard of u before...

[Video]

[chaosgoddess]

[A metal cat, that's new.] Hello Ravage, it's a pleasure to meet you. What a pity but perhaps we can get to know each other better.

Tell me about you.

[nobody_number_8]

[Axel seems remarkably unconcerned about Eris' announcement.]

I'm afraid you're a little late. The position of local evil chaos deity has already been filled, in case you didn't get the memo.

[chaosgoddess]

It's time for a change. Things get really boring if they stay the same for long. [And boy, doesn't she like changes.] New blood and all that.

Besides, you had it really easy until now.

[glass_secret]

Oh sweetie. You're trying too hard with that introduction.

[chaosgoddess]

I'm hardly shy introducing myself, I discovered that unless I make a really blunt statement none of you fools seems to believe it. It's adorable.

And you are...?

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[happyduckbutt]

A goddess..?

[Video]

[chaosgoddess]

[Eris nods, smiling.] Yes, that's it. And who you might be?

[Video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

And yet you're stuck here with the rest of us, sharing the same fate, goddess or not.

[For all Elita knows, considering she knows there's at least two deities in the world, this woman(?) may be speaking the truth... especially if she comes from another reality.

So she just eyes Eris with a slight frown, and doesn't express what doubts she might have.]

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[chaosgoddess]

I do like to take vacations from time to time too. This thing...[She gestures vaguely at the glyph on her arm.]...lacks of any importance.

I did not know that the metal men also had metal woman. Nice helmet.

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[tower_bound]

Um, Miss Goddess Eris?

[Ill taught formality will get brownie points, right? Rapunzel sure hopes so.]

You don't plan on spreading chaos here do you?

[She has heard a couple stories about what the place was like before this peaceful leg of time, and she'd rather not live through that sort of trouble if it's avoidable.]

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[chaosgoddess]

[Finally someone who shows some respect.] Aren't you a sweetheart. What's your name?

I think that chaos is already spread, my dear, and it wasn't my doing. [Not an actual answer, that's Eris for you.] Chaos isn't always bad. What doesn't change eventually dies, often of boredoom.

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[badboybikerbot]

Cool.

[Yep, just "cool". He's probably just referring to the weird floating she's doing, but hey. Everything she said he either didn't pay attention to, or he didn't give a crap about. GUNMAX'S PRIORITIES, EVERYONE.]

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[chaosgoddess]

[He has good priorities, all things considered.]

Not really, no. But I am not opposed to someone warming me up. [What is modern slang...]

[Video]

[o0blueandgold0o]

...I am not knowing that organics can be blue, or can be flying. [No, srsly. Blowing tinyjet's mind here just a little.]

[Video]

[chaosgoddess]

Organics? If you meant humans then well..I'm not one of them. [How cute.]

I'm a goddess, we can fly is we wish, we can do other things.

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[eyestothesky]

And here we are without any apples.

Not every day you get to meet a goddess, interesting opportunity that. [And because creepy chaos-goddess or not, this here's a lady, The Spine will tip his hat to her.]

[Video]

[chaosgoddess]

Finally someone who has heard of me...[That pleases her a lot.] How lovely.

I will try to live up to my tittle. What's your name?

[video]

[fractalize]

[ Stay cool, girl, stay cool. Deities ain't to be messed with, but--- ]

And you're not at all concerned with stepping on anyone's toes? Just like that?

[ Come on, you're a god, there's....more than one in this place right?


Right???? ]

Hu---[ Hold on, she has to correct herself. ]

Mortals...are not puppets.

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[chaosgoddess]

[Oh Elsa. You seem like a fun one.]

No, not really. If you knew my family you would understand how gods are used to treat each other. Imagine a playground with kids who have superpowers, that's pretty much it.

[There are but sadly none present, right? Sadly for you all, not her.]

The Fates disagree. Tell me, do you believe in destiny?