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[chaosgoddess]

[There's a new face on the com link today. A woman with dark black hair that seems to have life on its own, blue skin and red eyes with a yellow sclera that stare at the screen with a piercing look, smile never faulting. She's beautiful in the same way a fire is beautiful. Get too close and you might not make it out alive.

She's floating on mid air at the top of Prima's tower, wispy smoke where her legs should be. Unlike other newcomers she listened to the basic explanations of the acolytes and then left to explore around the Haven and learn from herself.]

I suppose it was only a matter of time before such a thing as this came about the cosmos, an inter-dimensional portal malfunctioning, dragging us together.

[Doesn’t that alarm her in the slightest? No, not at all. She was bothered by the black marking on her arm but her annoyance didn't last long. Eris feels Unicron's presence in the planet, another chaos god, another destroyer, lurking around the corners of the weaker minds here...It makes her smile. It's not every day that she crosses paths with one of her own kind.]

Precious little mortal puppets, how I have missed interacting with you all. This place is the most beautiful chorus of anguish I've heard in a millennium. Insanity, destruction and strife, and all that without my help. Oh and most of you aren't humans, that’s even better. Who knows what you could do, there are so many possibilities…I’m going to like playing here.

I’m the Goddess of Chaos and Discord. You know me. You’ve seen my work before. You’ve most likely felt my power at some point in your life.

Call me Eris.

Comments

[Video]

[chaosgoddess]

[A metal cat, that's new.] Hello Ravage, it's a pleasure to meet you. What a pity but perhaps we can get to know each other better.

Tell me about you.

[Video]

[im_wavin]

'K!

I'ma Cassetticon from a universe where teh Decepticons r totes good and teh Autobots are not. But most 'bots here r from universes that r totes backwards though.

O! And I like to Yatter and wave, but there is no Yatter here and that's sad.

[Video]

[chaosgoddess]

And what can a casetticon do? [She only undertood half od the things he said but she's eager to know more. Knowledge is power and power corrupts, learn a lot and be evil.]

In those other universes the Autobots are the good ones, uhm? It must be hard for you to live here. Are you often fighting then?

What's yatter?

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[im_wavin]

This! [And he transforms into his alt mode... A giant cassette!] And I can totes record things too!

[And back into kitty mode!]

Nope! No fighting much. Lots of us get along!

[And now a look of surprise]

OMG! U don't know what Yatter is????

[chaosgoddess]

Oh. [That she wasn't expecting.] That's really impressive. I like to change my appearance too.

How...[Boring.Irritating.soulcrushing.]...nice.

Sadly no. Care to fill me in?

[im_wavin]

Orly??? I didn't know organics can do that!

Yatter is one of teh bestest things on teh interweb! U can make short blog posts on it to tell ur friends what u're doing and how u feel!

[chaosgoddess]

I am not exactly like the other organics, I'm a goddess after all.

I'm not familiar with the term 'blog'. [Modern technology wuuut is that?]