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[chaosgoddess]

[There's a new face on the com link today. A woman with dark black hair that seems to have life on its own, blue skin and red eyes with a yellow sclera that stare at the screen with a piercing look, smile never faulting. She's beautiful in the same way a fire is beautiful. Get too close and you might not make it out alive.

She's floating on mid air at the top of Prima's tower, wispy smoke where her legs should be. Unlike other newcomers she listened to the basic explanations of the acolytes and then left to explore around the Haven and learn from herself.]

I suppose it was only a matter of time before such a thing as this came about the cosmos, an inter-dimensional portal malfunctioning, dragging us together.

[Doesn’t that alarm her in the slightest? No, not at all. She was bothered by the black marking on her arm but her annoyance didn't last long. Eris feels Unicron's presence in the planet, another chaos god, another destroyer, lurking around the corners of the weaker minds here...It makes her smile. It's not every day that she crosses paths with one of her own kind.]

Precious little mortal puppets, how I have missed interacting with you all. This place is the most beautiful chorus of anguish I've heard in a millennium. Insanity, destruction and strife, and all that without my help. Oh and most of you aren't humans, that’s even better. Who knows what you could do, there are so many possibilities…I’m going to like playing here.

I’m the Goddess of Chaos and Discord. You know me. You’ve seen my work before. You’ve most likely felt my power at some point in your life.

Call me Eris.

Comments

[chaosgoddess]

You don't get the choice to say no due to being a law enforcer?

[badboybikerbot]

Beats me. Doesn't really matter, though. Whatever happens, happens.

[chaosgoddess]

We will see then. It's more fun when you can't tell what's about to happen.

So, there's anything happening here that I should know about?

[badboybikerbot]

Life would be pretty bland if you could always predict things anyway.

Who knows? If there's anything big and exciting going on, I sure as hell haven't heard of it.

[chaosgoddess]

Exactly. But that only if people believes your predictions. Cassandra learned that the hard way.

Too bad then.

[badboybikerbot]

Who's that? Buddy of yours?

[chaosgoddess]

No, she was a human. She had the ability to see the future, to make predictions...and the curse to never be believed.

[badboybikerbot]

Yeah? Sucks to be her. Can't really blame people, though. If someone were to roll in and say they could see the future, it's only natural that people would be skeptical.

[chaosgoddess]

It does. Ironically, people beveled her brother.

[badboybikerbot]

Why, did he see the future better or something?

[chaosgoddess]

No, it was because he wasn't cursed. As i said, her curse was to never be believed.

But let's not talk about the past...tell me more about you.

[badboybikerbot]

Like I know how curses work.

What do you wanna know?

[chaosgoddess]

You don't want to know, trust me on that.

Anything you feel like telling me. What sort of things you enjoy doing, for example.

[badboybikerbot]

Ain't much to tell, really. I like taking my motorcycle out for a spin and I like annoying people.

[chaosgoddess]

[She blinks, for once looking confused.]

What's a motorcycle? Annoying people is fun.

[badboybikerbot]

Oh, it's a... transportation device? It's got two big wheels and y'sit on it.

And hell yeah annoying people is fun. Especially the ones that get real pissed off about it.

[chaosgoddess]

I've never heard anything like that or needed it but I do like ridding things. Would you show me your motorcycle?

You get to know people better when they are annoying too. It's always interesting to know what makes them tick.

[badboybikerbot]

Yeah, sure thing.

See, I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that!

[chaosgoddess]

Let me know when you are, we can ride all night long.

It's a shame other people can't understand it.

[badboybikerbot]

You got it, baby. I'll give you a heads up when I'm free.

Some can I'm sure, but I figure the universe needs nice folks to balance out the rest of us assholes.

[chaosgoddess]

I'll be around here.

I think the universe is behind on that important task then. Is there anybody here that you especially enjoy pestering?

[badboybikerbot]

Mostly just my buddies, but I'll pester anyone that looks like they can take it.

[chaosgoddess]

That's the way to go.