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[There's a new face on the com link today. A woman with dark black hair that seems to have life on its own, blue skin and red eyes with a yellow sclera that stare at the screen with a piercing look, smile never faulting. She's beautiful in the same way a fire is beautiful. Get too close and you might not make it out alive.

She's floating on mid air at the top of Prima's tower, wispy smoke where her legs should be. Unlike other newcomers she listened to the basic explanations of the acolytes and then left to explore around the Haven and learn from herself.]

I suppose it was only a matter of time before such a thing as this came about the cosmos, an inter-dimensional portal malfunctioning, dragging us together.

[Doesn’t that alarm her in the slightest? No, not at all. She was bothered by the black marking on her arm but her annoyance didn't last long. Eris feels Unicron's presence in the planet, another chaos god, another destroyer, lurking around the corners of the weaker minds here...It makes her smile. It's not every day that she crosses paths with one of her own kind.]

Precious little mortal puppets, how I have missed interacting with you all. This place is the most beautiful chorus of anguish I've heard in a millennium. Insanity, destruction and strife, and all that without my help. Oh and most of you aren't humans, that’s even better. Who knows what you could do, there are so many possibilities…I’m going to like playing here.

I’m the Goddess of Chaos and Discord. You know me. You’ve seen my work before. You’ve most likely felt my power at some point in your life.

Call me Eris.

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[There's also the lack of legs, you know. She can have a pair, or more, if she feels like conjuring them.]

You did bad things in the past? Don't go shy on me, why not share that with this curious lady? You regret them? Is it that?

Fire for hair? Uncle doesn't really...I don't think we are talking about the same God. Although your Hades sounds more entertaining than the one I know.

Oh, I am....that will only make things more interesting.

Perhaps your destiny is to go and try to fight destiny, you wouldn't be the first one to try to pull that.

[Neither of which would make her look much weirder than some of the things he's fought.]

Some bad things, some things that were just dumb in hindsight. Some of them I regret, yeah. Some I don't. Though none of them are really any of your business. Besides, it'd take too long to tell it all right now anyway; long, complicated story.

...Yeeaah, I'm getting that sense too. If you were around in my world, I'm pretty sure we'd have heard about it by now. And yeah, he is that. When he's not planning on doing something horrible to you anyway; that kinda takes all the fun out of it.

Eh, maybe. [shrugs] I like to think that if I don't manage to annoy everyone I come in contact with at some point, at least a little bit, I must be doing something wrong. These 'Fates' of yours are no exception.

Course, given the whole 'other worlds' thing, who knows whether your world's rules even apply to mine? Or this one, for that matter.

[Axel, one day you need to try to meet some sane people. You know, for a change.]

You are telling an immortal being that there's no time...you really have a simple mind, dear. [But she can't blame him for not wanting to share with her his life story.]

Maybe he will arrive here one day, I would like to meet him.

Everyone loves a rebel, Axel. That sounds like my life motto. They're just a group of old hags anyway.

A really good point.

[Aw, but sane people are no fun.]

Was more thinking there wasn't time for me to tell it, rather than for you to listen to it. I've got other stuff I'd rather be doing with my time.

And you'll forgive me if I don't join you in hoping the Hades I know of shows up here. You might enjoy hanging out with him, but for the rest of us, I have a feeling he'd be more trouble than he was worth.

...I'm not sure whether I should be concerned that you and I seem to agree on something or not.

He really probably should, but then he's never had the best judgement.]

Yeah. From what I've seen, the rules from one world seldom apply to all others. Tends to make things interesting. Or difficult, depending on your point of view.

[Eris agrees with that. Which should be a sign of how bad is that way of thinking. ]

Other stuff...such as? There doesn't seem to be many things in this planet, what do you do here for fun?

You should be glad.

I like both interesting and difficult.

[Probably, yes.]

Training, helping out with the police force, greeting new people like yourself... You know, the usual stuff.

...Still think I'm gonna be a little concerned.

Then you should fit right in here.

Do you greet everyone with the same joy you are showing me? And here I was wondering why there weren't more humans around.

[At that, she laughs.]

I fit anywhere. Want me to show you?

Not sure I'd exactly call this joy, but I try and keep it positive. This isn't that bad a place, all told, other than the whole 'not being able to leave' thing.

[And he's not exactly human but he'll be keeping that to himself, thank you.]

Since I have a feeling you're going to do it no matter what I say, sure, may as well.

Bad, my dear, is a relative dear. . What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly, what is good for your standards might not work for mine. [She likes chaotic places, she would like this world more if it were bad.

Nephrite is she, don't be shy.]

Oh, frisky. Just tell me when are you free.

True, but I think most people would agree that a lack of Heartless running around is generally a good thing. Even for an immortal, since I don't know if you'd be immune to them or not, given they don't exactly kill you.

[Then again, she could probly control the Heartless, for awhile at least, but not revealing that either.]

I thought you were just gonna show me now? At least that's what it sounded like.

Heartless? [She never heard about that. Look what you did, you made her curious.] Tell me more about it.

You didn't seem to be in the mood but if you really want to...tell me where you are.

Very icky things. Creatures made of pure darkness that steal and consume people's hearts to replicate themselves. And I don't mean the physical kind of heart that pumps blood; I mean the heart as in what lets you feel things and form connections to people, basically what makes you you.

So yes, generally bad things to have around, for most people.

And I figured I could just watch over the comm here. I mean, I gave a demonstration of my skills for people that way awhile back, so I don't figure it'd be that much harder for for a goddess.

[!!!!!

I think you just described Eris's dream partner, congrats.]

Is any of them here? [Please say yes.]

Oh but I am far more entertaining in person.

[You don't know what you're getting into with those things Eris. Trust him on this.]

No. And with luck it'll stay that way.

And I'm sure you are, but I'd rather avoid any potential involuntary audience participation, if you know what I mean.

[She only gives birth to monsters, I'm not sure who'd be getting the bad end of the deal.]

With luck? Do you really believe in that?

Fine, but I only agree because you are cute. It's not easy to prove those things form a distance. [Eris disappears in mid air and reappears down Prima's tower, it only took her a few seconds. But she knows that teleportation won't prove much to him.]

Do you want to see a trick, Axel? [She's still smoke and not really 100% corporeal so she makes the claws on her hand grow and then stabs herself in the chest with her own hand. Her smile never falters as her hand, up to her wrist, it's still in her torso.]

Let's just say I've seen enough to not completely discount anything.

[She's right in that the teleporting doesn't impress him; he can do much the same himself... The stabbing on the other hand (heh) gets an arched eyebrow.]

OK... not really sure if I should be impressed or disturbed. So I think I'll settle for a bit of both. Not bad.

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